Straight Male Behaviour | Dorm Room Dancers
If no erection was achieved by either one after this then one can assume both are straight as a steel arrow. Damn.
If only gay men could do that without getting aroused or turning it into an orgy. The same could be said for a handful of lesbians dog piling each other and the same could be said about guys and girls dog piling each other. One can only assume that one of these "straight males" got a little bit hard when they all got "off" of each other. Always be sure to look for the one who's adjusting himself after a straight male dog pile.
Why do "straight" guys lick bottles as if it were a penis? Bisexual tendencies I presume. Or maybe they secretly preform self sucking pleasures on themselves that they suddenly long for something new to taste. Or maybe he's just licking every last drop of that substance. Either way, I love "straight" guys for doing this when a multiple cameras are present.
I mean come on, there's nothing "gay" about this "straight" photo. Right?
Okay, we get it. You like pussy lips, not male lips. Of course wearing these shirts gives many people, mostly girls, a question in their head... Is he hiding something? Most men who are comfortably straight have no need to wear the "I'm Fucking Straight" shirts because they are comfortable with who they are. Guys with sexual experimention nights/afternoons in their past may suddenly feel the need to wear these type of shirts to masculine themselves up.
Wear them, don't wear them but just know, it is not just us gays who are questioning the motive or reason as to why a "straight" male would feel the need to wear these horrid shirts. I mean where's the "If I had to choose I'd choose pussy" shirts. Those would be fun to see out and about because they have an amazing amount of double meanings to that quote.
I definitely want to play!
If you're wondering the "No Gay Shit" comment is uttered in the fight video. Remember they're all completely straight... straight as a pussy loving arrow.
Whenever guys, mostly the straight kind, get together during parties or social get togethers they tend to act out the idea of being gay. The straight guys in question usually peform the "Top Bottom Pose" if there's a digital camera on hand or to entertain their drunk friends. This very public action usually will tell the closeted guy within in the group which of the 2 posers are a potential "top" and who is a potential "bottom". Not everyone is straight. Many are closeted gays and/or ready for bisexual experiences.
Take this image featured above as an example of this kind of Straight Male Behaviour. Two guys, assuming they are both labeled "straight" among their friends, are posing for a picture and they are displaying to their group of friends who is the "top" and who the is the "bottom" in this pretend fuck session. Make sure to note who started the photo op and who's the top, especially if you like to get fucked by straight guys.
We all know that during New Year's Eve that many people are holding parties where only adoloscent guys will be attending with no sign of adult supervision. If you find yourself at a local friends New Year's Eve party and you happen to come across the "Top Bottom Pose" then you just may have a chance at landing a "straight" guy.
I believe a truely straight guy will not allow himself to be captured on film in this kind of manner simply because he's not interested in this kind of pose. He'd rather pose with a girl who's taking it from him from... well, behind.
Now with all that said, please don't automatically assume your friend(s) who are caught in the "Top Bottom Pose" are gay and are ready to sexually experiment that very night. Let's just say when you see 2 guys doing this classic Top Bottom Pose then you know where to target your queer interest. You either want the guy who's positioned himself as a top or you want the guy who's positioned himself as the bottom.
Also remember to let a queer friend, male or female, know what you're doing that night and what you're up to. If anything goes wrong with the "straight" guy then you have a queer friend to help you escape the night safely.
With Halloween only a few weeks away it is important to understand how Straight Male Behaviour will be seen on October 31st.
Take 2 heterosexual friends, without the participation of an actual female, who decide to create a costume set that includes a vagina and a penis. One of the straight guys has to play the icky, yucky vagina. The other guy, the one with the noticable muscles, gets to the play the extra long penis.
Now before they go out to their local straight hang outs they will practice in a closed environment exactly what they'll be doing for photo ops with friends as well as creating humurous "shows" with other straight males. As seen in the photograph series featured here the act of Straight sex is performed with the vagina happily smiling while the penis head attempts to penetrate the disgusting red area of the cunt.
Gay men could attempt to do this type of Male Behaviour as they could design 2 veiny cocks, maybe one the girth of a beer can, but I believe we are more creative in the area of Halloween costumes. A cock costume is such a waste and should be left to the straights because we all know nearly 98 percent of the time when a Straight Male wears a cock costume... he's seeking sex... with anyone.
If you, the average gay men, comes into contact with such a costume set performing at your local October event... Ask a few out loud questions like "Where's the extra extra large condom that breaks?" and "Is there no other cock to gangbang this Vagina costume?"
And if you or one of your gay friends can get a photo of you tounging the piss slit of the penis costume... well then you my friend have created a photo op that deserves a spot in blog history.
If you are able to do this, please submit your haunting photos to Magmozine.com. My email is located in my bio section located in the top right hand corner of the front page.
When two straight guys are dared to kiss in front of other [most likely drunken] friends, one out of the two guys dared are usually always up to kiss the other guy... on the lips. But they fear rejection for wanting to experiment with guys and fear being labeled "gay" by their judgemental friends.
So when the one guy who wants to experiment is the first to initiate the male on male kiss with his buddy, he uses his hand to cover his friend's mouth so that he will kiss the back of his own hand thus pleasing the drunken friends watching and pleasing the other guy who may have not wanted the kiss at all. The other guy is safe from "homosexual nightmares" and the guy who really wanted to kiss will end up jerking off to gay porn later that night.
This is the Straight Male Behaviour that you should look out for that is known as the Hand Over Mouth Kiss.
... so that's what they do with a woman. I've always wondered!
Welcome to another series of posts you'll see popping up on Magmozine.com. Straight Male Behaviour is your glimpse into how the other side operates sexually. They'll also be straight guys drunk off their ass, most likely shirtless while sometimes exhibiting homosexual behaviour.
As a gay man still living a closeted life, by choice, I get to observe the straight guys in my life act without fear of me bare ass fucking them [when we all know they've thought about it]. If you've got a Straight Male Behaviour story, please share with the class.
