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September 27, 2006

Grand Halloween Idea . Play It Straight

Magmozine.com & AGuySite.com's Grand Halloween idea is simply titled Play It Straight. Ever wonder how you can get the most cock in any gay nightclub, gay Halloween block party and/or gay Halloween party at anyone's mansion... You fuckin' Play It Straight! Most- okay... nearly all gay men, young and old, fantasize about "baggin" a straight guy in bed. And this is the best idea because it is harmless, ummmm, sort of- and this idea guarantees that you'll be getting your pecker sucked within at least 30 minutes after arriving at a gay Halloween event... you know, the gatherings that invite and/or welcomes sexual behaviour.

Let's face it. Everyone lies Halloween night. Some more than others. If someone tells you they're single on Halloween night, most likely they are not. If they tell you they were tested for HIV earlier that day, they're always lying. Always use a condom! But when you lie to someone telling them that you are "straight" then the other person is going to believe you because of the fantasy of getting a straight guy in bed.. or in the closest bathroom. Just remember that if you do this Grand Halloween Idea... you must keep up the lie and the "character" you're playing.

Everyone portrays a character during their selected Halloween event. Some really get into character while others just remain themselves under a visually entertaining costume. As you Play It Straight and continue to get better at the "character" then the more guys that you are interested in will be focusing on you more and more.

After you've "bagged" your nightly encounter, of course practicing safe sex act, you can either choose to reveal your Halloween Trick to him or continue to keep the act up for another male conquest later that night, possibly at another Halloween event/club.

Believe me, watch out for the angry queens who you turn down or figure you out because they will try to fuck up your Halloween game if you reveal your gay secret to them. Also, if you run into that person you "tricked" a few days later then just tell him the truth and suggest for him to try this Grand Idea next year. If he's upset with you just tell him that your tryst that night was a little bit "trick" and a little bit "treat". It's not like you and him are headed for a relationship, it was just a good ol' fashion fuck/suck fest.

How To Dress The Part

Got a hunky straight, possibly married, friend who can lend you his fashion tips? Then use him as a resource. No hunky straight friend? Go to a fashion store for men in a shopping area and ask a guy to dress you for a casual get together where there will be friends and family. Make sure to tell him "nothing loud" as regards to fabric as so want to avoid standing out too much. You want to blend into the Halloween crowd with this "outfit". Remember you'll be back in the closet so fashion isn't your best friend.

Never ever ask a female friend or female sales associate for advice on what to wear. You are playing it straight! So dress like a straight guy would dress himself. Ask ONLY straight guys for advice on what to wear Halloween night but try to avoid telling them what your plans are for October 31st because most of them may not agree with your epic lie.

Here's my advice for dressing like a straight guy. Wait, I know, I'm a gay guy giving advice and I'm not straight but just listen. Don't wear caps or hats of any kind. You want to pull off Straight but not look as if you are uninterested in socializing. Show your face off, don't hide it with head gear. Also, the less male jewellery the better. Maybe just a watch, a cheap one from Target that shows you have no taste in the higher end of things. No make up of any kind. Show your facial flaws if you got them. And wear too much cologne!

Eddie Bauer | Short-Sleeve Basic Pocket Tee Nordstrom | RVCA 'Stat' Thermal T-Shirt Banana Republic | Black boot-cut jean

How To Play The Part

Ask too many simple questions about gay culture... but ONLY IF the time presents itself during conversation. Throw in ONE insult by mistake followed very quickly by an apology. Toss in the idea that you have a girlfriend that you're having "trouble" with. Now this may pose as a problem if some queen tries to play Mr. Fix It so just keep the girlfriend issue closed for discussion. The less you say about your "girlfriend" the more the mystery of your sexual orientation will be and the more "available" you'll be to those of interest.

When someone finally tries to kiss you in a secluded area, hold back. Let their lips do all the work at first. You have to show that you're nervous... that you've never done this before but just be nervours for a bit and then really get into it like this is what you've been missing your entire life! If the guy that you're about to fool around with tries to get you to suck his dick, pull back and tell him to suck yours. That's what straight guys experimenting do. They don't want to suck dick because most don't know how. Straights want their dick sucked. Play on that.

Last Thoughts

Playing it Straight works great for bottoms because 9 out of 10 times the guy you're with in that secluded area is going to want to fuck you. But remember, USE A CONDOM. If the guy says he only "barebacks", back the fuck off and tell him you don't want to bring anything home to your "girl". Remember, a big handful of guys out in the same Gay Halloween event that you're at will want to get a taste of "straight".

There you go. Why not try Playing It Straight this Halloween? If you believe this idea is wrong or just beneath you, get over yourself. Have fun Halloween night and this is just something to have fun with if you've "been there, done that".

June 23, 2006

Magmozine's Grand Idea . Sean Corbin Crossover

My readers are fully aware I'm a fan of both Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher. Both are highly [somewhat] respected adult sites that have paved the way for other sites in that you too can achieve the American porn dream. Sean Cody is more known for their muscled performers who look as if they are escorts slash strippers slash xxx models. I do find it hard to believe the performers on Sean Cody are in fact novice models but then again, they could just be that, amateur newbies jerking on camera for the first time.

Over at Corbin Fisher we have a college theme of performers with less muscle as seen on Mr. Cody's site. Mr. Fisher's performers are advertised as guys picked up or referred to by another performer to jerk and/or fuck on camera for the first time. Both sites feature adult x rated situations and both feature "straight" guys experimenting with those of the same sex for cash payoffs.

Some people have to choose whether to sign up with Cody or Fisher because not everyone has the dough to pay for both sites monthly. I've even heard of people jumping ship after 3 months to the other site and then jumping ship again back to the other site and so on and so on. I will say that I am a proud member of both sites and have been looking for something new in the sites... something I've yet to see on any site.

Sean Cody knows Corbin Fisher exists. Corbin Fisher knows Sean Cody exists. How can they both not be aware of each other? They are aware. They watch each other, most likely try to top each other with their models and may be in a silent war for grabbing the next potential jerker that will explode member sign ups.

I know over at Sean Cody that Patrick is their latest "All Star" and over at Corbin Fisher they have a toss up "All Star" between Ryan and Lucas. So... Magmozine.com's Grand Idea is...

The first Corbin Fisher Sean Cody Crossover!

I know, right? Did your erection just explode semen all over the place!?!? Corbin Fisher publicly invites a Sean Cody model over to their website to have s-e-x with one of their performers and vice versa. You get crossover performances. Performers representing the other site, checking out the guys and cocks on the other side and helping both sites reach crazy membership sign ups!

I think the porn community will go nuts for this. Yes I know certain performers are already jumping around appearing on multiple websites but no site has ever said "This performer is from ???? visiting our site". A performer on loan. You keep the Sean Cody Corbin Fisher Crossover going all month. Four updates each on both sites.

That's 8 new fuck video sessions featuring All Stars from both porn sites. Then you end the monthly Crossover with 2 mega orgies. Part 1 on one site, Part 2 on the other site.

It's smart business. It's news making headlines. It's a shock to the porn world, at least the gay porn world that features "straight" and "amatuer" performers jerking and fucking on camera for "the first time".

Just think of it. Sean Cody's Patrick fucking Corbin Fisher's Lucas. Corbin Fisher's Ryan fucking Sean Cody's Grant. I'm so hard fucking thinking about this!

So what's next, start writing into Corbin Fisher & Sean Cody to get the Grand Idea started! Show them that there is an interest in seeing and masturbating to this! It's completely healthy to jerk off to Sean Cody & Corbin Fisher, don't let anyone tell you different. We all know what happens when you don't masturbate... your cock turns into a pussy!

Corbin Fisher Sean Cody

June 17, 2006

Magmozine's Grand Idea . Collar Down Tee

I realize this post is not ground breaking but more just weekend fun reading. So let's begin.

I still don't know why these fucking collars had to go back up but I'm starting to realize that only high/junior school runts wear their collars up. I really don't see college students doing this so I assume some high school dweeb thought it'd be cool to flip his collar up for a retro feeling that he didn't live through and then the damn trend infected every school across the country. Thanks MTV!

Then the collar up trend took over fashion shows and Sunday paper department store ads. I've even seen double or triple collars all flipped up at once. The madness! What's next? Brad Cruise wearing a popped up collar to feel young? Shirts on the rack that are wired to be worn and washed with the collar up?

So here's my solution, Magmozine's Grand Idea. Someone make a shirt that bashes this retro trend as seen in the image above. Then college students and cyber geeks could unite and wear these shirts while they do their everyday guy things. Once these wannabe retro dweebs see that the collars must come down then I'm sure they'll all move onto another trend but at least this one will die a celebrated fashion death.

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