Age: 22
Location: Texas
Interests: Men Up To Age 90

"So...

I'm 22, intelligent, somewhat eccentric, fairly attractive, occasionally awkward and rarely dull.

It's hard to put your personality into a white box, so I'll list random personality traits to give you an idea of what you're looking at:

-I'm more queer than gay.
-I really like languages. While not fluent, I speak decent Arabic and Spanish and am working on Hebrew, Russian and whatever else piques my interest.
-I'm inclined to believe the idea that you don't own things, they own you. I don't like clutter. Minimalism appeals to me.
-I like abandoned buildings. I like to soak up the quiet inside.
-I sometimes like to eat with my fingers. I like to mix things up so that life doesn't become too mundane.
-I'm typically uncomfortable in fancy restaurants. If you are the wine-cheese-and-Mozart type - a lot of older guys are, I've noticed - we probably won't have much in common. Unless that's what you're after, which could be interesting.
-I'm more about comfort than appearance.
-I am practical to a fault.

Still reading? Intrigued?

Message me.

All I ask is that you be interesting, intelligent, flexible, stimulating, a bit quirky and not crazy. Oh, and please, don't be perfect. It's hard to relate to people who have no flaws.

Yeahyeahyeah - I'm 22, which is too young for a lot of people, but I assure you that I'm no bimbo. While I'm distinctly young in my some of my opinions about things, I'm also pretty mature about other things. I'd appreciate the life experience and perspective of an older person, but do not want to be treated as if I have no brain myself.

Also, unless you think we're soulmate material, try to at least be in-state. Well, maybe if you're bored, live in the EU/Canada and want to marry me - I'd be down for that! (Not kidding. Try me.)

Age doesn't really matter. Transguys and genderfucks are quite welcome; bonus points if you speak another language and/or are originally from another country.

I'm not on here too often, so don't get too mad/sad if I don't answer quickly.

Cheers,

P.S. - If your picture is just a cockshot or a closeup of your anus, don't bother. For fuck's sake, guys!

P.S.S. - Diction > dick. Strings of undecipherable abbreviations will be ignored.

اعلان: ممكن اتكلم عربية اذا بتحب بس هي شوي مكسر لسا"

These real life mystery profile write ups are 100% authentic and out there, somewhere. I will never release where I found this profile or how I found it but really you just can't make this shit up. These new series of posts entitled Male Profiles are just another new way for you to experience what's out there in the world of LBGT online profiles. This of course does not represent the gay community as a whole as everyone, gay or straight, has their own kind of fetish that they love to explore.

Posted by magmozine at 12:29 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Age: 44
Location: Palm Springs
Safe Sex: When appropriate

"Welcome to 2010 Guys! Now we can shower the grime that was the Bush Years off of us and look forward to a whole new world out there! A bright and shiny place where stupidity, graft, nepotism, warmongering, and Fundamentalist Christian ideology doesn't reign and propagate freely from the highest office in the country, traveling downward in sooty torrents to the to the believers who would willingly rewrite history to suit themselves and onto those who feel sullied and stained by the ineptitude and ego-centrism of the man, the past decade, and those who would emulate him.

On to greater things in 2010 where equal is not just a sweetener! Where we have a right to access the same insurance coverage we give our congresspeople. Where people who start wars for no reason, lose billions of other people's money, and who send jobs overseas should be penalized, not rewarded. Where veterans don't have to live in boxes under the interstates and kids don't have to fear being shot on the way to school. Where the school they go to is staffed with qualified people and brimming with books, equipment, and supplies. Where NASA's budget to explore space is considered a stimulating and worthwhile investment in the future and not a diversion from the military's budget because it needs more war machines. Where our people in the combat theaters around the world get to come HOME rapidly, with our arms open wide, with dignity, and to a government that promises to reward their extraordinary efforts and not brush them aside like the used up pawns they were becoming in the former administration. Where we take care of our own backyards and do our own little part knowing that one good thing, one door held open for someone else, one month of aluminum recycled, one heartfelt thank you, one jumpstart for a stranded motorist on a cold winter morning, one piece of garbage picked up and disposed of properly, one seat offered to someone who needs it could change the world. It's worth a try at least, right?

This year will be better. It will still have its fair share of setbacks and stumbles and heartaches, but 2010 will be different because we want it to be so and because we have a leader who wants it to be that way too. While I don't always agree with what is coming from the Oval Office, I would definitely want to have a beer there now without feeling grimy at all and like i needed a shower when I left it.

Here's to making it better in 2010 one step, one minute, one person at a time!

Not in to camming or chatting on MSN or Yahoo or any other platform guys, sorry. Have had to deal with stalkers, guns, the police, the FBI, restraining orders....

Read the LAST entry in the list FIRST. Changes the entire perspective.

Ideal Man:

[1.] Wants a Christmas tree every year.
[2.] Has or loves dogs, especially mine.
[3.] Needs a sling in his life.
[4.] Avoids drugs 99% of the time.
[5.] Has a job that he attends roughly 40 hours per week.
[6.] Has perfect hands and feet and doesn’t know it.
[7.] Has an active fantasy life and can manage to bring fantasy to reality successfully.
[8.] Sees me as a vulnerable man and a child-like god.
[9.] Espouses a personal brand of spirituality.
[10.] Can access his emotions freely.
[11.] Can communicate effectively.
[12.] Can accept responsibility for his mistakes with minimal drama and maximum sincerity.
[13.] Is honored and awed by our relationship.
[14.] Is just as willing to hold hands and cuddle, as he is to swing from the chandeliers, naked and bound.
[15.] Is fiscally responsible.
[16.] Can cry.
[17.] Is both sinner and saint.
[18.] Clips coupons.
[19.] Isn’t afraid of dirt, motor oil, blood, or grass stains.
[20.] Reads labels.
[21.] Likes to go out as much as "creating an evening" and staying in.
[22.] Has minimal neuroses, psychoses, and stupidoses.
[23.] Loves to cook.
[24.] Can empathize with my HIV status and the vicissitudes that the disease brings with it.
[25.] Is muscular but not overdone.
[26.] Has light eyes and dark hair.
[27.] Is totally versatile.
[28.] Sports a medium-sized dick, and knows how to use it to its fullest advantage.
[29.] Has bull balls.
[30.] Understands the difference between your and you’re; there, their, and they’re; and its and it’s.
[31.] Speaks French so we can converse together in our own "private" language.
[32.] Smiles beautifully, broadly, and often.
[33.] Laughs frequently, especially at my dry sense of humor.
[34.] Owns and rides a bike regularly.
[35.] Has a well-used gym membership.
[36.] Hates clowns too because they’re creepy.
[37.] Thinks chateaubriand and scrambled eggs and ketchup both have their time and place in the culinary experience.
[38.] Thinks bottled water is a waste and a racket.
[39.] Would want a big house only to fill it with visiting friends.
[40.] Would want a large professional kitchen only for us to cook for those friends.
[41.] Would pay top dollar for a reliable car, not a trendy car.
[42.] Has two eyebrows.
[43.] Looks at an expensive antique four-poster bed and immediately thinks "I could tie him to that!"
[44.] Knows which end of the hammer is the business end and isn’t afraid to use it.
[45.] Suggests that we take night classes together and then comes home with the course catalog so we can choose.
[46.] Spoons automatically with me when he crawls into bed.
[47.] Infuriates me by taking a bite out of every chocolate in the box and then surprises me with my own box.
[48.] Is also a coffee fiend and aficionado, appreciating the fact that the most important life events happen over coffee.
[49.] Reads to me while we’re driving.
[50.] Holds my hand when we’re, well…everywhere.
[51.] Knows the difference between smelling like a man and polluting the atmosphere.
[52.] Feels the same way about clothes that I do: they’re extraneous.
[53.] Loves kids and wants several of our own someday.
[54.] Hopes for the best and plans for the worst.
[55.] Takes the reins with conviction.
[56.] Hands them over with complete trust.
[57.] Would bathe me daily if I were incapacitated.
[58.] Would bathe me daily even if I weren’t, but reserves that for special occasions.
[59.] Collects but doesn’t hoard, being more than willing to release and return things to the Universal Library.
[60.] Would only want to win the lottery to be able to help his friends and family.
[61.] Respects waiters and servers.
[62.] Understands the difference between righteous anger and throwing a tantrum.
[63.] Is judicious with his time, talent, energy, money, and spirituality.
[64.] Understands the importance of balance in all things.
[65.] Spends time working on himself and growing as an individual.
[66.] Creates and delights in his own sacred space and time.
[67.] Fosters his own hobbies, friends, and opinions.
[68.] Would never eat the last piece of anything before offering it to others first.
[69.] Would never leave without saying goodbye, whether that was a kiss, a hug, or a handshake.
[70.] Can whistle and wants to teach me.
[71.] Is proud of our relationship and comfortable with our sexuality.
[72.] Is forever hearing "You’re GAY??"
[73.] Doesn’t smoke, but can appreciate the fine aroma of a primo Cuban cigar.
[74.] Clips fingernails, toenails, and nose hairs regularly.
[75.] Loves to travel.
[76.] Loves coming home.
[77.] Appreciates the power of silence and feels no need to fill it.
[78.] Surprises me with his creativity.
[79.] Trusts his intuition and instincts as much as he trusts his own experience.
[80.] Can change his oil, his fuses, and his mind.
[81.] Makes my toes curl in bed without even trying, and makes me talk to God when he is trying.
[82.] Would rather buy a "fixer-upper" and fix it up with me than move into something new.
[83.] Looks behind himself when walking through a door to make sure that it doesn’t close on someone behind him.
[84.] Can say "You’re full of shit" so sweetly and diplomatically that I want to thank him for pointing that out.
[85.] Has men and women going out of their way to tell me how adorable he is.
[86.] Doesn’t go to the window first in a hotel room to check the view (as 90% of travelers do), he goes to my zipper first because hotels make us both horny as hell.
[87.] Sees gray hair as a sign of maturity, not something that must be dreaded and dyed.
[88.] Is equally comfortable in jeans and T-shirts or a tuxedo, but prefers to be naked.
[89.] Flirts shamelessly making sure that I’m the recipient of the lion’s share of his trysts.
[90.] Takes his meds, including antidepressants, regularly.
[91.] Considers therapy a necessary part of the routine emotional tune-up process.
[92.] Has a child-like curiosity and enthusiasm.
[93.] Would take a bullet for me.
[94.] Wouldn’t want flowers at his funeral, or wedding for that matter, preferring that that money go toward good food, drinks, and entertainment to celebrate the occasion.
[95.] Would be such a revered soul that there would be standing room only at his funeral and wedding.
[96.] Sees life as an active pursuit, full of active verbs, and a few passive naps.
[97.] Would approach things with an adventurous spirit and make palatable those things that he may not like, but knows I do, by adding things he prefers to the mix. (For example, he would zip two sleeping bags together to make one big one for us to spoon in, bring a BBQ pit, boom box with tunes, candles, S’Mores fixins, etc.)
[98.] Sees computers and TVs as distractions and entertainment, but not as replacements or surrogates for friendships or relationships.
[99.] Is prompt and on time, respecting other people’s schedules.
[100.] Knows that I’d be doing all of these things and more for him and us too."

These real life mystery profile write ups are 100% authentic and out there, somewhere. I will never release where I found this profile or how I found it but really you just can't make this shit up. These new series of posts entitled Male Profiles are just another new way for you to experience what's out there in the world of LBGT online profiles. This of course does not represent the gay community as a whole as everyone, gay or straight, has their own kind of fetish that they love to explore.

Posted by magmozine at 12:31 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 49
Location: Texas
Interests: Men aged 20 to 45

"Masculine, discreet, professional MAN -- 5'7", 175, muscular, soccer legs, 44c, 34w, 7", HIV-, DDF, nonsmoker - I'm top, but can be versatile for the right masculine man.

If I email you, or answer an email, realize I'm not going to answer further emails on here, I usually put my pers e address in the messages I send.

I enjoy mutual Sports / Tantric massages with guys "I" think have great bodies.

To try out for The Jock Coach's team you must be:
Gym Jock, Athletic, Young (at least 21, under 43), Tan, Muscled, MASCULINE Guy.

Big Turn OFFS: Look like Tarzan talk like (or act like) Jane, kink, drama, lies, rudeness, drugs, smokers, OLD / FAKE / or NO pictures, animal noises.

What's your Coach fantasy?
Are you ready to explore it?
Do YOU qualify for The Jock Coach's team?

Any tight, sore, stiff muscles?
Imagine how great The Jock Coach can make you feel!

Ready for some fun?

Don't keep The Jock Coach waiting!

If you're going to respond - have face - full front and back nude pics you can send - and be the age, and stats, you say you are!

If you're not sure about the other parameters, consider this, I used to be a Professional Sports Massage Therapist. I get paid to put my hands on young, good looking nude athletes / fitness model types, even adult entertainers and escorts. That's the type I'm looking for -- someone whose body / face pic could easily be on the cover of a fitness magazine.

Guys let's be reasonable - I'm in ????? Texas USA. You may be hot. You may think I'm hot, but unless you're willing to travel here, it's just not going to happen. I seldom travel, and when I do, it's usually for business / training.

And another thing guys, if it's not a match - don't get your feelings hurt - there are plenty of other guys out there who will be happy to be with you. But it does have to be a two way match for it to work.

If you don't have a picture on here - be a MAN - and put a picture of YOU on here - not someone else - not a tree, not a flower, not a cartoon, not a sunset, but a clear picture of YOU! And don't just show your cock or your ass, but one that shows what YOU look like. Unless of course you are just a cock or an ass.

And remember, if we want to shop for clothes, we'll go to the mall or a catalog. On here, most of us are looking for bodies - so take your clothes off - show us your body! Show those muscles!

And if you get one of the standard "thanks for your interest . . ." emails - don't send me a message saying you really weren't interested when we both know you wouldn't have sent the first message if you weren't. Be a man! Not a jerk!

Wow, did you really read all the way to here?"

These real life mystery profile write ups are 100% authentic and out there, somewhere. I will never release where I found this profile or how I found it but really you just can't make this shit up. These new series of posts entitled Male Profiles are just another new way for you to experience what's out there in the world of LBGT online profiles. This of course does not represent the gay community as a whole as everyone, gay or straight, has their own kind of fetish that they love to explore.

Posted by magmozine at 12:20 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Age: 49
Location: Ohio
Interests: Father/Son Relationship

"I initially joined this site to fulfill a role playing scenario of meeting my dad and pursuing adventures with his long lost son. I have always fantasized about having sex with my father and would like to find an attractive older man who might take the challenge of playing the role.

Now if you read this far, I am not a freak...I just have a vivid imagination. I do enjoy sex with all ages (if legal of course)if the chemistry is there. We all have our limitations and mine are few...but I believe in anticipation and curiosity and what I like the most you will have to wait to find out. Versatility is a +...as is a healthy lifestyle which includes being bad every now and then. Everything in moderation.

If interested...don't be shy!"

Age: 40
Location: San Diego
Interests: Father/Son Relationship

"Consider myself mostly a boy and am looking for a father figure. Big on the father-son relationship, a man teaches his son what he needs to know. I am my father's son and every fiber of my being is marked by him and his ministrations. I'll suck your cock anytime, anywhere, but in the end, I need it in the end. Daddy fucked his boy into this world and it is only right that he fuck him through it. There's more to life than sex, but it wouldn't be life without it.

I ride a motorcycle (2000 Vulcan Drifter 1500...my "fake Indian") and work for a software company. I'm a bit of a homebody who spends way too much time and money going to the movies. I don't really drink (and I really don't drink beer), don't smoke, don't do drugs of any kind (not even poppers).

I'd like a Daddy who has no hesitation toward his son. I know my place and trust he knows his.

-----

So a few have asked about what I would do for Daddy since I do say I'm versatile and there are certainly many Fathers who want their boys to work them over.

Daddy had to get up in the middle of the night, and I feel him coming back into bed. The rule in his house is that if you get out of bed, you will suck dick when you get back in. So as I felt the bed shake and heard the rustle of the sheets, I knew that his hands would soon be on my hips, rolling me onto my back, as he put himself between my legs and took my stirring cock into his mouth.

"Daddy?" I murmur, and his hand rises to my mouth to cover it. I know enough to stay quiet. He wants this to be pure and simple. He takes me to the root and holds it there, allowing the head to reach back into his throat and stir up his spit. His thumb presses up beneath my balls to encourage my prostate to ooze out pre-cum...some of it for him to drink, some of it to slick up my shaft.

He rotates on my cock and plants his hairy ass on my face. I've eaten his hole so many times before and it is always a joy to do so. The directness of him forcing my tongue inside his ass reminds me that he is my Father, but my cock in his throat tells me that he wants his son to scratch his itch.

I can tell he can't wait any more. He pulls himself up to make sure that there isn't any patch of his ass that isn't coated with my spit, gives my cock a good squeeze to be certain that it's as hard as it can get, slides himself forward, and aims the head at his backside. I watch it go against his pucker, see the assring flare out as it swallows the glans, and he quite deliberately and firmly slides himself down on his son to the root. I can feel his balls nestled on mine and he grinds himself on my cock, making sure it is as deep as it can be.

"Fuck your Father, boy."

And with that, he spins himself around on my shaft to face me, leaning forward to provide me some thrusting room, placing his hands on either side of my face so he can stare into my eyes and watch me as I show my Daddy what he has taught me about working a man's ass. I reach up to hold onto his chest, digging my fingers into the muscles of his pecs, and give a good hard shove into him, pushing on his body to make sure he knows that his son's dick rivals his own in opening hole.

But, he doesn't blink. Instead, his gaze only intensifies because I know Daddy won't accept anything less then everything I can give him. When I fuck Daddy, I show him that I'm the man he bred me to be. I slowly pull out and work on my rhythm: Slow and hard, slamming him into my crotch and smearing my precum inside his ass.

Soon, I lean up to meet my Father's face, pressing my tongue against his, and slowly rocking him back. His knees come up and I hook my arms behind them, continuing to rock him onto his back so I can get onto my knees with the cock my Father gave me buried in his ass. From this position, I start hunching into him faster and faster, building myself up to the orgasm he demands of me. I will paint my father's ass white with my sperm, giving back to him what he bred into me.

As I finally finish emptying my nuts into my Father, I reach down to his steel rod and start stroking him. It doesn't take him long before his cum is shooting in the air, his ass clenching around my shaft, milking it of the last drops of sperm. I catch as much as I can and eat the gift of my father's scrotum. Only then am I allowed to pull out and Daddy, before I can even think it, pushes me back onto my back and we find ourself in the position we were in at the start: My cock in his mouth, his ass on my face. Only now, he's cleaning off his son's fuckrod and I am lapping up the drippings from his freshly fucked hole.

When done, he lays down in the bed, pulling the covers over us, holding me close, sliding his tongue in my ear. His hands rub my chest, his cock nestled between my ass cheeks, and I hear him whisper in my ear, "Why don't you fuck your old man more often?"

-----

It's morning and I wake up to Daddy's hand upon my buttocks. His fingers are working into the cleft to reach my anus where he applies the lube from the jar we keep by the bed. He notices that I have awakened and says to me: "Morning, son. It's time." His other hand strokes up my back to my neck and presses me down as he prepares to mount his boy. His legs between mine, knees pushing my thighs apart, his erect shaft pressing into my hole that he has bred so many times before. I know this won't be a long session as we both need to get up and go to work, but Daddy always lingers once he is buried to the hilt, luxuriating in the heat of his son's hole. I hear the faint rumble in his throat as he revels in the fact that he is inside his son. It is always a joy to know that my body has made him happy yet again.

We take a shower, get dressed, and get ready to go to work. Before I leave, Daddy presses his body into mine, shoving me hard against the door, his tongue inhabiting my mouth, his erect nipples pressing through our shirts as he makes sure that I can think of nothing but him before I leave home with his taste in my mouth and his cum in my ass.

At work, my thoughts return to him at every spare moment. I remember his ministrations upon my body from this morning and I anticipate what he will do tonight. He leaves a message on my voicemail, telling me that I am his son, that he loves me, that he will see me when I get home.

And when I do, he is not there. I prepare myself for the night as I know he will penetrate me again, marking me with his jism. I must be ready. When he does return, I greet him at the door, on my knees. He enters, striding toward me until his crotch is right in front of my face. He places one hand on my head while the other undoes his fly and fishes out his shaft. I open my mouth and take the penis that made me down my throat, simply holding him there in a pose of humility before the man to whom I owe my life. We inhabit this moment of intimacy for what seems like an eternity before he pulls me up, kisses me, and says we should get ready for dinner.

We eat, telling each other of our day, our feet mingling under the table. After I clear the table, I find him having returned to the bed, sitting up, legs apart, gesturing to me to join him. I lay before him, nose to his crotch, inhaling the musk that coats his scrotum, reverentially kissing each testicle for once, I inhabited that space. I turn around, laying face down away from him, my ass in his lap, providing a warm place for his hands to lay and a son's body for his hands to play in. Tonight, he wants to watch some television while massaging his son's anus. The lubricant from the jar is worked in with his fingers. He is gentle and patient. His aim is to please his son and I fall into his indulgence. His touch is so firm, I know he is my father, but it is filled with love and I start to float away. He senses my drifting and says to me, "My cock is going inside you, son. You know it. I know it. Be careful you are not taken by surprise."

And with that, he turns me over. My legs catch on his arms as he leans forward, pressing his groin against my buttocks, his face close to mine. I look into his eyes and before he can speak, I ask him: "Fuck me, Father. Please drive your cock home and bear down on your son. Inject your semen into me." The expression in his face turns to joy to hear his boy beg him so. This morning was an act of his own need. Tonight, he will carry us both to orgasm.

And another day ends, Daddy buried deep in his son."

Age: 49
Body Type: 236lbs Of Muscle & Hair
Interests: Father/Son Relationships

"Fun loving - easy going - beefy 49 year old. Semi-hairy, endowed, very solid, likable. Not much into younger guys (<30).

I am probably too nasty of an all top Daddy for most of you. Being Daddy's good boy is not about your age and it is only earned. I very much enjoy time with other Daddies and would consider sharing my best bottom boy with the right one. A truly versatile play buddy would be ideal. Watch/direct you on the boy, knowing you'll get similar treatment and more from the Dad.

I am not looking for a relationship, I already have a terrific one. I would only be in a relationship with someone confident and secure enough to allow me to continue to explore sexual fun with other men. If you're looking to model your male on male relationship after your parents' or after the learned social hetero model, it's time to ask yourself, how's that been going for you? Stop asking males to exhibit the mating tendencies of females. Interested in talking with evolved like-minded men.

Very interested in continuing to connect with other Father/Son families. Would very much like to organize a Father/Son camping trip to Mars Campground or Sawmill this fall.

Lastly, looking for Racquetball buddies to play early AM at Bally's on Sunrise/7th"

Age: 51
Location: Ohio
Interests: Father/Son Relationships

"I am a 100% bottom who loves to suck cock. Looking for guys who are looking to hook-up for NSA oral sex and go from there, like guys who are married, bi,gay, and 100% top,love one-on-one, 3ways, and groups. A fantasy that I am looking to fulfill is to have a 3-way, where the 2 guys with me are biological father and son, if there is a father/son team (father up to 70yrs and son of any age) out there that would like to make my fantasy come alive let me know. I also go from mild to somewhat wild. my e-mail is +++++++@yahoo.com, hit me up with a message and lets see where it goes from there. I have also been featured in ++++++, thanks for all the messages and e-mails sorry if I was unable to reply, had so many that it is hard to write to everyone."

These real life mystery profile write ups are 100% authentic and out there, somewhere. I will never release where I found this profile or how I found it but really you just can't make this shit up. These new series of posts entitled Male Profiles are just another new way for you to experience what's out there in the world of LBGT online profiles. This of course does not represent the gay community as a whole as everyone, gay or straight, has their own kind of fetish that they love to explore.

Posted by magmozine at 12:37 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 41
Location: British Columbia
Interests: Quite Hairy, Average Build

"Fairly furry average dude, i grew up on a farm, spent time in the cdn army and on the DEW line, electrician / phone man by trade. 3somes with my hot furry partner are fun (he's ? on this site)
We like to hang out with friends, host cards nights at our home, go on motorcycle trips, and are starting to explore some bear and leather events if they look like fun. We're lookin for guys to hang with, have some food and beers, and generally guy fun stuff. I'm VERY happily partnered and can't imagine being with out him.

I've been told i look 'unapproachable' so i'm working on looking more approachable. Dont let the scary wolf look fool you... i'm a nice guy lol. theres a lot more to me than whats portrayed here, but when in rome... I think i'm slightly introverted but very much an exhibitionist - not to say that i want to pull my kilt over my head when meeting new people.

I recently discovered edging / gooning and love it - working on multi-orgasms now, pretty freakin intense, i get stoned on orgasm endorphens

I love riding the edge, dick drunk dumb, tongue hanging out, walking around hard. Nude with buddies all day... have lots of different types of experiences in my past including leather and boots, a little k9 and w/s, and other kink stuff. I'm not shy, chat me up.

not rules, more preferences:
I like -
fur
average short dudes
furry short dudes
bone drool (precum)
very male smells
edging for hours with multi mini orgasms
leather / my steel toed workboots
my kilt
nudism / nudist
dirtbikes
motorcycles
fly fishing with belly boats
playing cards
i'm not shy

not cool, move along:
drunk drivers
inconsiderate smokers
drugs
'bois' with more estrogen than testosterone
flappy wrists and watercooler gossip
spray on 'you need me' scents
licking deodorant or other 'product's"

His 2nd website profile

"About Me: It seems i still have a stalker... He used to be in Montana but now aparently lives in Seattle, he continues to post negative remarks on pictures and videos i have posted, it gets old and makes eyes roll, its going on 5 years dude, move on in your life - I have - 4 years ago.

im pretty open minded and dont get wigged out over most stuff. not into head games or guys with flappy wrists or spray on 'you need me' scents. like some kinky shit sometimes like my leather work boots, tuggin on my nutz as i stroke, k9, leather, i'm pretty open minded... i'd much rather bein walking in the forest in a rain than hanging at the mall.

Turn Ons: nothing yanks my head like hairy dudes, fur is awesome! boots are cool too, so's leather, getting curious about sounding and e-stim, k9, bf and i are going to quite a few bear events in washington, oregon and california this summer."

Age: "Dad" Age
Location: Chicago
Body: Quite Hairy, Muscular

"Top with a thick piece who loves to plow hot holes. Occasionally vers with the right vers Top buddy where we go 50-50 with intensity. Face pics in pvts.

Uninhibited guy who is also into making fantasies realities with fuckbuds, friendsw/benefits, hookups, etc. Not lookin for a bf.

What have you always wanted to try but never done? Let's see where our minds can take our bodies. Bottoms up, buddy! The wilder, the better for me:

Coach/jock
Sarge/recruit
Doc/patient (medical physical exams with all the equipment)
Cop/parolee
Guard/prisoner
Boss/jr exec
Dad/son
Pledgemaster/frat pledge

Activites can include, but are not limited to:
Sucking
Fucking
Rimming
Prostate massage
Butt/hole play
Milking
Spanking
Medical play
Rectal temps
Toys
Enemas
Bondage
Wrestling

Not into ws/piss, scat, blood, marks/bruises, degradation.

I'm of Prussian heritage (German & Polish) - thus my interest in discipline. Also have French, English, Scots, and Irish blood in me."

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Posted by magmozine at 12:26 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 43
Location: North Carolina
Safe Sex: Most of the time

"Hey guys! 44 year old guy next door here. In high school I was that good student, wrestler, Key Club and Student Council member, band member, social drinker, that has friends in every circle. You probably remember me as the guy who invited you to sleep over at my house or you invited me over to yours. I slept in my boxers only. I usually woke up with a raging hard on, didn't try to hide it, and acted like it was normal (which helped you trust me and yourself a whole lot more). If we were camping I slept naked in my sleeping bag and I made sure you noticed. Hey, I am a bit of an exhibitionist.

We'd usually wind up wrestling in the bed or the family room floor - some times I'd win, sometimes I'd let you win, and we'd get into one of those holds that allowed us to smell the other guys crotch. Some of you will remember me as the first guy you jacked off with. Others of you will remember how we actually got the point that we jacked each other off. You might even have learned to moan and make noises getting off watching me really get into it. It was pretty cool, huh? We never kissed, or did anything else, but if you are honest now... we thought about it (a lot).

In college, I was socially active, a frat member and a chapter officer, made pretty good grades, an injured college wrestler (got the wounds to prove it). I love to man-to-man contact... I was hugger and even kiddingly gave guys kisses (but only a couple of people ever figured it out). I was a pretty good middle school through college wrestler, but never got a hard on during a match - THAT'S HOW YOU LOSE, and I am competitive.

I was the guy with the chest hair and who had to shave his chin and upper lip by the end of junior high. Now I get my back waxed and trim my chest. Occasionally I've grow a beard out of boredom with shaving. Both the girls and guys seemed to like the beard.

There is the possibility that in college - after a pretty wild night of partying - we wound up having sex. We were probably already pretty close friends - either in the same fraternity or team. Unlike high school we skipped the porn and jacking off and went straight to the making out, sucking, and fucking. We might even have had a real crush on each other somewhere along the way, but we couldn't really tell each other. We said it by keeping confidences, sharing "looks" that everyone else thought had to do with some private joke, having each other's back, and finding the place and time (increasingly without alcohol) to give pleasure to each other physically. Now separated by fifteen years and two thousand miles - we both think back those times and get a rush!

Today, I am your neighbor or co-worker that everyone likes and respects... my cologne is Chanel for Men that you can catch just a scent of when standing right next to me. I'm not married but have plenty of friends and an active social life. I like wine and bourbon and branch over bear. It's an expensive pleasure along with the Brooks Brothers suits and the weekly dry cleaning tab.

I'm straight acting because I have never thought of myself as feminine. I grew up, not tough or butch, but as a Southern gentleman with manners but not afraid to horse a round, using muscle and humor to establish my place in the male pecking order. I didn't have to be the "most" in any group or the "best" at anything especially. "Confident" is a word that people sometimes use describing me.

I've never thought of myself as "gay" - because I went to college during the time that they were teaching us that sexuality was a "continuum", so I took it to heart! I like guys and girls... I'm old enough now that I believe that as long as you are honest about how you feel about someone - that's what counts. No "perfect fit into a slot", pigeonholing, or finding the perfect label. I'm me - I like being liked by others but it is not the end all for me. I am a very physical person - I like touching, I like the smells and tastes of other people. I can't and don't need to change that now.

You'll notice that my nipples usually show through my shirts (even with a tee shirt underneath)... especially when I am around good looking guys. Now I'm getting a bit of gray to my brown hair (and I sort of like it).

I usually wear surfer shorts at the pool and basketball shorts at the gym. Growing up in the late 60's and 70's in a small Southern town, speedos were a bit too bold a fashion statement. I would have never made fun of anyone else wearing them, but I would definitely have clandestinely gotten as close as I could to see a good look at the fellow's bulge.

You probably wonder what I look like naked... especially since I like my package and adjust it for visibility especially when there are guys with similar interests on the machine next to me or I'm catching some rays. If we pass each other in the shower you'd see that I am not a show-er but a grow-er. Nothing to be ashamed frankly. I've average in length. But if you ever get the chance to see me in the right mood and setting... you'd discover that I grow pretty nicely... thick and straight. Nice full head. I sweat during sex - even if it's cold or outdoors. I like guys who sweat as well. It's probably my only unhygienic "thing" but I love the taste of a man's sweat, saliva, skin and... well, you know what I am talking about.

Oh yeah, one more thing, occasionally you'll catch me touching or pinching my nipples... nothing too overt, but if I've caught your eye it's possible.

So there you have it. The picture I posted is from Christmas this year. If you want to see more, you have to tell me about you. Okay?

UPDATE: Summer 2009 - My job let's met do some traveling and though I don't usually do the annonymous "hook up" thing I am open to anyone saying "hi." I have friends in every category except mean-spirited shitheads. If that doesn't describe you... drop me a line. Phrases like "leatherman", "Daddy Men", and "Sex Pig" aren't usually applied to me, but I have friends that probably fit those descriptions. I like people so keep those messages and emails coming in guys!"

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Posted by magmozine at 12:25 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 27
Location: Kentucky
Top or Bottom: Top

"Recently divorced bi guy, finally free to explore my desires for men. I have custody of my children, so hooking up is often a pain to coordinate. So, rarely will hooking up be immediate. If you can't deal with that, move along. My kids are my first priority.

With that said...

I'm a passionate top. I'm new to man-on-man sex, so my enthusiasm shows. :-) I'll do pretty much anything sane, except I won't get fucked.

If you think you can put up with my limits and boundaries. Drop me a line."

Age: 55
Location: Syracuse
Interests: Nude Male Websites

"I'm a VERY curious 54 y.o. Dad bear-type guy. I'm very masculine and str8 acting. I was married for 20 years (2 ex-wives) and have 4 sons. I've never had real sex with another guy but am becoming hornier and hornier from watching gay videos and cruising nude male sites.

I don't know when I'll actually find the balls to invite a guy over to my apartment for some M2M sex but it seems like it's getting closer. I know I could really get into some hot hard sex and I would try just about anything.

I love edging for hours and build up a lot of cum. I'd like to jack off another man and definitely try cock-to-cock. I'm sure I'd love another guys hard cock in my mouth and ass but don't know when that will happen.

I like bear and daddy types but any age of hot, hard cock really gets me horny."

Age: 47
Location: North Carolina
Body Type: I'm Hairy, Hairy Back

"curious married guy. love to look at all the hot cock on this site. does that make me gay? never been with a guy. would love to find a regular guy for fun. must be sane, clean, safe and discrete. no fems please. is it just me or do uncut dicks look like an anteater?"

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Posted by magmozine at 3:39 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 18
Location: London
Interests: Men aged 60-90

"Horny pervy boy likes being used by old geezers and grandads, the older the better (60s +). Luv feeling an old geezer pumping his cum in my teen hole. Any old geezers with some friends who wanna do me 2getha, please hit me up....

I also have a very big fat juicy teen cock and any old geezers who just wanna suck me and let me cum in their mouth and lick my bum, pleeeeze get hold of me - i can cum like 7-8 tims in a row in yr mouth easy. My record was october 14 when 3 grandads (76,68 and 71) sucked my cock for over four hours solid and swallowed 12 of my loads. I like to take all my clothes off and lie naked on a bed while you suck and lick me all over and stick yr tung up my ass and let me shoot all my cum in yr mouth. I also dig having a few guys taking turns on my ass, best if you shoot your load up my hungry hole. Even if u like very old in yr 80s i will lie with my legs open and let u get on me and just bareback my teen hole and cum inside me. Totally in2 being grandads teen cum hole. Dont really care what u look like as long as u wanna play with my hole or fuck me wif no condom."

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Posted by magmozine at 12:48 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

City: San Diego
Age: 38 Muscular Years Old
Interests: Video Taping Sex Sessions

"Thanks for checking out my lil corner of the site and thanks for all the compliments from all over the world ... So many studly guys that are amazingly HOT!!l... I try to update pics and vids once a month or so...give or take, .that is, if i have enough victims, lol

That being said, If you're local, you 'might' get a face pic if I think it's going somewhere, then again, you might not, Just depends, nothing personal but it's not my face that you will be working on anyhow. If you're not local, chances are probably pretty slim so enjoy the pics/vids that you see and come again if you like. If that doesn't work for you, I totally understand and I again, thank you for stopping by. Oh and no password hounders please...and you know who you are...if I want you to have my password, I will send it freely, just that simple, otherwise don't ask because if you do, it means you didn't read anything in my profile.

Yes, I have a few sexual images on here in my profile and chances are the images came from one of my home made porn video sessions. Ahhem, It's a sex site and well, I like Sex......well sometimes...lol.... and my photos reflect such. I'm not for everyone and everyone's not for me, I like what I like and i want what I want so you can either luv me or hate me... but in either case, do so from your knees...lol... gotta have a sense of humor...

Easy going Black guy, hiv neg, All Top, 38, 5'9, 180, smooth, muscular, masculine, seeking hiv neg, fit Bottoms guys 20-45 (not set in stone) who are both oral/anal (meaning u suck and u can take a good boning). Pic required, Travel out to play, Your place/hotel (you have lube, fresh breath, hot clean/ready ass, poppers if you use em, i will bring the 3c's (cock/condoms/camera...lol) , Serious only. Prefer non-smokers, No drugs/PNP and No, I Don't Cam but i like to watch :-) ..

TURN ONs :

(not set in stone) Ball caps (both backwards and to the front = instant turn on, slim/skinny guys, military studs, board/baggy shorts, skater punks, hairy arms/leg/ass & stomach, mustache/go-tees, tall/lanky toned guys, guys shorter than me, fresh breath, good hygiene, masculine guys,..luv men with accents, Australian, German, Irish, Southern draws, like home made amateur porn preferably with at least 2 people in them getn busy with more than oral.... and did I say Ball caps... ;-)... Also, the chance of you getting me to meet up for BJ only is probably pretty slim ( I mean, it has happened before and may again and your chances increase if there is Pics/Video involved..lol...) but I really like the combo, you suck first followed by you getting pounded afterwards and most likely I will take x-pics/video of the session, just another big turn on for me. Now, That being said, if you message me in regards to meeting, don't act suprised when I say that I will take pics and video of it. Haven't met alot guys who actually give REALLY good head, most just think they can suck cock well and teeth scrapping my tool is not a fun experience.

TURN OFFs:

Liar Liar Pants on Fire, lol, Don't tell me you're going to do something and then don't. Though we may only be conversing cyberly, If you say you will do something, DO IT!! A cyber Liar is just as bad as one in Real Time. Leaves a bad impression and gets you Ignored in the future. Names withheld to protect the not so truthful. Also, on a sidenote, the Sounds of people having sex in a video is way hotter than the sound of Music blarring and overshadowing anything going on in the video.. ;-) . In addition, people who message me and say ' what are you into?... Well If you can't figure it out by reading what's here or by checking out the pics/video, then please go on to next profile. Not a fan of Stinky Btms either, I mean cum on guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but take a shower, be clean if you're planning a hook-up.. Geez

NOT INTO:

bareback, scat, piss, blood, fisting, spit as lube, fembots, overweight, seniors, body odor, bad breath, any piercings in the crotch area (ouch)., not a fan of cockRings nor have I found a use for toys ( my toys = btms ), Not into crossdressers, heavy smokers, drugs, blah blah blah...To each his own but some things are just not for meant for me...

ODD:

Guys who cruise through my pics not once, not twice, but three, four and five times and yet still come back for more and then add me and yet not have the common courtesy to respond to any message sent to them.. In other words, If you're going to add someone, don't you think you could at least say ' HI ', Wassup, Hello....Something... first... just a thought.. In addition, IF I message you and say HI...and you don't have common courtesy to respond, on a scale of 1-10 , your chances of getting BLOCKED is a 20 ....lol

Say Hi, I don't Bite, my Cock might but i don't ;-) ... I respond to all messages sent to me even if just to say ' Thank you ' .. it's just courteous..It's how I roll. Furthermore if someone takes a moment of their time to send a message and say HI, nice profile or whatever, whether you're interested or not, the very least that you could do is say ' Thank you ' . As time passes you won't always get compliments so be kind to those who give them to you now....Anyhow Have Fun Guys!!..."

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Posted by magmozine at 1:11 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

City: Oklahoma City
Interests: couples
Safe Sex: No

"I love to do 69 and Swallow. I just can't seam to get enough CUM to Swallow. I need it all the time. I love the taste of it. I could drink Gallons and Gallons of it Every Day !!! Please contact me and let me Swallow all of yours."

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Posted by magmozine at 2:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 28 Asshole Years
Location: Atlantic City
Interests: Tops, Oh he's a giant bottom so only Tops

"Love to make contact with other guys.
LOVE TO HAVE HOT PHONE SEX TOO.

Have a pic of your face if you want a reply. No face profiles get deleted.

Only into tops & vers tops, maybe vers. depends on how much of a woman you are.

For the bitches that feel the need to say they don't like what I say, or how I say it, let me just say "GO Fuck yourself in advance" Change the channel, turn the page and begin to realize you have no life, if your taking the time to tell me your dislikes. Nobody fuckin cares.

NOT INTO BOTTOMS, VERS. BOTTOMS, So I usually don't respond back to any type of bottom. Not on here to make girlfriends.

I will top for the right guy.

Not SEXUALLY attracted to asians or indians. I said SEXUALLY ,so with that said just get over any racist comments you feel to waste my time with them.

If you are over 25, please don't call yourself a BOI OR BOY.

AND please don't confuse your self into thinking you're a top if your not. There are so many guys on here that show more pics of their ass and toys going up it than most bottoms. If the ass shots out number the cock shots, then you're a bottom. Just face it and leave me alone.

The words yummy, tastey, boi, boy & fabulous (unless you are under 25) are not in my vocabulary.

Can't deal with the generic fag. Never understood why a guy has to act like a woman. If I wanted a woman I'd be str8. Please sound like a man on the phone and not some generic queen and NOT some queen that adds "SSS's" to every word that comes out of your mouth.

Other than that, I'm a very lovable, compassionate , likeable normal guy that just knows what he wants and dosen't want. Life is too short. I need to make the best of it.

and by the way...............just admit it, we are all on here for 1 thing."

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Posted by magmozine at 12:06 AM | Permalink

Age: 34
Location: New South Wales, Sydney
Interests: Muscle Worship

"PLEASE NOTE: you will get the impression from the way I speak my mind on this webpage that i am direct and don't mince words. You either love my directness or don't. So if I get with you and you expect me to say nothing and just bend over in the first 2 minutes and let you have your way with me and then leave then i suggest you go else where. It's not just about your needs but both parties and I like to get to know a little about the person that i am fucking - I know, what the? I also like to pamper guys which includes full body massages and when in the right mood have it reciprocated. If your wanting a fast fuck then go somewhere else. I'm not interested in conveyor belt type sex - if I wanted that I would go to sex clubs ( Nothing wrong with them I might add)

In relation to smoking - personally does nothing for me especially on a guys breathe - turn off for me I'm afraid - no offence. So if you are a smoker please make the effort and freshen up before we meet - just good manners - i clean my ass and body, I expect the same.

Status: NEGATIVE and I intend to stay that way - so don't ask if I do Bareback. If it ain't on it ain't on!

I am looking to meet guys in sydney that are into exploring buttholes theirs and mine or just mine - that seems to happen a lot - can't imagine why of course, hehe!

I would like to thank all my supporters and visitors to my profile over the past year - it has been a joy (Most of the time) to meet and chat with like minded men from around the world into assplay.

And when it comes to meeting lets do it

6 MOST ASKED QUESTIONS ANSWERED:-

1 - No my ass doesn't fall out of my hole

2 - No my shit doesn't just fall out of my ass

3 - No my ass isn't super loose or sloppy - I don't like mick jagger lips on my ass - nice and puckered is what I like

4 - Yes I still love cock - I have the ability not only to relax and gape my hole on command but also tighten just as easily

5 - I LOVE BOTH COCK & FIST EQUALLY. But even more enjoyable is taking both at the same time.

6 - I DON'T do drugs - NEVER have NEVER will - SO DON"T ASK. I am 100% natural when it comes to expanding and tightening my hole - it's called control. The only thing I use to help get me wider and deeper is J-LUBE - best lube on the market I have found - how it makes your ass feel totally amazing. IF you need hard core drugs for sexthen we won't be a match!"

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Posted by magmozine at 12:34 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 22
Location: Indianapolis
Body Hair: Stubble On Face, "Some" Overall Body

"im at 205 now. 6''2 happy. like getting messages from other built guys. im interested in built and very built guys. big guys get me hard :-) any age. feel free to message me.
have a webcam. yes it works.

im curious. if i dont jerk off at least once a day, i just leak precum all day. anyone else like that?"

Age: 24 Years Old
Location: New York
Interests: Muscle Worship, Safe Sex

"I'm a graphic designer who works for an international ad agency. I work in Manhattan and live in Astoria, and moved here right after school in June. I studied at a Japanese University for a while and I can speak conversational Japanese. (No I am not a Rice queen, nor do I like anime) Sorry but that's the stereo type that comes with it.

I love to go to museums, music, travel, cultures and language. I'm really sarcastic, and I like people with a good sense of humor.

I aint no hussy.

I do NOT bareback! 100% safe only, don't ask! NO excuses! I don't care even if you're clean, it wont happen"

Age: 20 Years Old
Location: Rhône-Alpes, France
Interests: Underwear, Sportswear, Roleplay

"I'm slim, smooth, submissive, like having sex with older hairy mens who knows how to use their dick into a young bottom...
You can fuck me brutally I don't complain
I also beg to clean your dick, after you cum deep in my asshole, I suck all the cum and juice off your cock
Also like being facefucked, without my hands, so you have all control...you grab my head and fuck my face!

Altought I'm not that hairy by default, I like to shave every single hair, but I prefer my daddy not to! like to feel your hair in contact of my smooth body, I'm quite slim 115lbs...Some daddies are looking exclusively for slims one, and I'm looking only for them...but their size don't matter, average, athletic, bears (but not slim lol). Like my master to stuff his cum and piss in my boyish stomach. The advantage of being slim is you get filled faster...So you feel like you own me even more...

Also like you take me to a gay club, in the bathroom, and ask whoever come in to shoot their piss into my mouth... I execute, I don't complain...And I'm the only one humilated.

If you think we match up, write me, Sir"

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Posted by magmozine at 1:31 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 59
Location: Plainville Ct. and Wilmington Vermont
Interests: men aged from 20 to 60

"OUI JE PARLE FRANCAIS.
I've kissed many toads, but still no Prince Charming.
Although it's untrue that rubbing a toad causes warts, it does give the toad a hard-on.

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Location Plainville Ct. and Wilmington Vermont
Gender Male
Marital Status Past tense, love to meet others for fun.

Hobbies & Interests I enjoy nudity, love hanging out at Rock River in Vermont for naked sunny days with many good friends, I am lucky to have friends who allows me to spend time with them at Hillside Camp grounds in Penn. I have attended G N I in Poconos, Penn. for 2004 and 2005 and 2006, and 2008. I enjoy Kayaking (Kay-ass-ing) at the ledges at Lake Harriman also in Vermont, where I can be naked again. I also enjoy biking, I do spinning at the gym and some weight lifting. Sauna anyone?

Favorite Gadgets Now, I bet you can guess, I like your gadget too.

Occupation I miss my Motel Management days, now I have a Tuesday and Wednesday job, I am semi retired so I can enjoy my week ends like other folks do in Vermont or just hang out in my garden.

Personal Quote: In my next life I would like to come back as one of your Tears, Then I would be conceived from your heart, born from your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. :-)
OLD AGE, I DECIDED, IS A GIFT.

I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my
body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am
taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my
father!), but I don't agonize over those things for long.

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.

I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making
my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but
looks so avant-garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be
messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before
they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until
4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those
wonderful tunes of the 60 & 70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is
stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I
choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.
THEY TOO, WILL GET OLD.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not
break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even
when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what
give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken
is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning
gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep
grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about
what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even
earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being older. It has set me free. I
like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but
while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been,
or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day.
(If I feel like it)

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACES AND IN YOUR HEARTS FOREVER AND EVER!

FRIENDS FOREVER!
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Posted by magmozine at 12:48 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Age: 35
Location: Paris, France
Interests: Web Cam

"Name's J...thanks for stopping by my profile, take your shoes off, kick up your feet and stay awhile. Care for some refreshments?

Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches
Grab a drink, grab a glass
After that I grab yo' ass...
Just enjoy!!!

Thanks Guys, for all the great messages, support and attention...
wow, Its been a crazy trip here...so many hotties, so lil time 2 answer and read all your emails...

SO IF I DONT ANSWER RIGHT AWAY DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED TO KNOW YOU OR MEET,...THINK BOUT IT AND JUST GIVE ME TIME TO ANSWER YOU ...,mail box just fills bloody quick all da time, that's all...Ill do my best....
IF I DON'T ANSWER YOU AT ALL...well, there's thousands of hot guys on DN that will grab your attention IN A SEC and that you will find more interesting then me... anyway, thanks for your message and all the best!!

ALSO A SPECIAL THANKS TO ******, FOR THIS GREAT SITE;...***, YOU TOTALLY ROCK !!!

Hey, I'm J, 35 year-old jock, 6'0", 185 lbs, buzz-cut, light dark hair, hazel eyes, smooth, muscular body...my hobbies include Djing, snowboarding (Alpine Ski instructor), working out, hanging with friends, going out and "PARTYIIING", travel, and some other crazy and "HOT" stuff ( that u must to ask me in pvt)

I grow up naked outdoors/indoors, since I was a kid, mom and dad were naturists late 60s in Ibiza, a heaven for every hippie....FREEDOM OF MIND, BODY AND SOUL .WITH LOTS OF INTOXICATING STUFF IN THE MIDDLE ("PEACE AND LOVE, BRO...LET'S GO SMOKE SOME POT"),...u know what I mean...LOL
We lived there for many years, great weather, summer or winter time, beautifull beaches and creeks, perfect to strip and be free running around naked, doing whatever it pleases you..I ve been travelling quite a lot and Ibiza is still the best place in the world for me, with beautifull people extremely open minded, best wild parties that you can find...lol and the best beaches and bushes, ideal 4 a naturiste lifestyle.
Mom and dad have always been a constant in my life and Im very gratefull to them the way they raised me, NUDE and SIMPLE...

YES, I'M A NATURIST, ...SO DON'T BE SHOCKED IF ONE DAY I'M NAKED ON CAM CHATTING WITH YOU, LOL

Like everybody else on here I think of myself as pretty maintenante and easy going. I'm just a down to earth chill dude, masculine, athletic, fun, loving, daring and adventurous straight acting CURIOUS guy.

I'm into sports doing anything athletic and all the time ready for fun, for a good laugh, and of course for sex (gotta throw that in, right?)
So if you wanna crack open a few and watch the game, then adjourn to the sheets later, Im def your man, lol
Still questioning about my sexuality, no clue and don't care as long as I'm happy with it, THATS FINE !!!

I just hate to write all these stuff, never know what to say. I just can't describe myself, ( nobody reads this anyway! ) BUT Im going to be HONEST, something rare on DN, lol, If you're on here you're probably looking for something, whatever that is, its cool, just be upfront with it. So here I go, frankly, Im looking to meet people to get to know better, I like people that are AROUND MY AGE, GOOD LOOKING AND VERY PHYSICALLY FIT...What looks better than a well defined 6 pac?

So if you are HOT, fantastic!!! BUT DONT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THAT A 6 PAC IS GONNA MAKE ME GO STUPID!

What is my ideal?
Humm, good question; a COOL; MASCULINE; INTELLIGENT; ATHLETIC; FUNNY; MOTIVATED; OPEN MINDED; ADVENTUROUS; WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR; COMFORTABLE IN HIS SKIN; ...HOT (gotta throw that in, right?) ...AND ENJOYING EVERYTHING THAT I DO... of course this guy doesnt exist.
I'm attracted to different variety of ALL GOOD LOOKS AND HOTTIES WITH A BRAIN ...If you're NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO HIT ME UP, I SAY GO FOR IT....
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT?

IF YOU PUT A&F STUD OR SOMETHING SIMILAR IN YOUR DESCRIPTION , AND THEN DON'T "LOOK" LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF THE CATALOG , YOU' RE JUST GONNA DISAPPOINT ME, SO FOR NOT TO, LET'S START USING THIS TERMS RIGHT.

"STUD": A GENERALLY IN SHAPE GUY THAT OOZES SEX
"JOCK": "SPORTS" ENTHUSED GUY WHO PARTAKES IN SPORTS AND HAS A BODY THAT SHOWS IT
"BOY"... NOT "BOI":GENERALLY UNDER 25
"HUNG": MORE THAN 8*5
"ABOVE AVERAGE": MORE THAN 6* (DAMN,THERE IS A DIFFERENCE)

I'M A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT MEETING ANYONE FOR THE 1ST TIME BUT I'M VERY LOYAL TO MY FRIENDS, I LIKE TRUTHFULLNESS FROM OTHERS, AND I CAN SPOT A " FRAUD " A MILE OFF!!!

TURN OFFS:
DRAMA, INTOLERANCE, JUDGEMENTAL ATTITUDES....PLS, CHECK IT ALL AT THE DOOR, IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, JUST PASS ME BY AND MOVE ON, I DO NOT KNOWINLGLY HOOK UP WITH, GUYS WHO ARE MARRIED OR IN RELATIONSHIPS....

If you start A CONVERSATION with:
LOOKING; WOOF; SUP; WHAT YOU INTO; WHAT YOU UP 2; HOW HUNG or something remotely similar, you will be IGNORED.
Gosh, have something better to say, I apreciate the offer, but take the time to at least KNOW something about the person you are chatting

You can e-mail me or chat with me, BUT If you e-mail me, please include your FACE PIC (WELCOME AND PREFERED)....

What to write more?! what the hell, I'm to lazy. Besides...it's not like anyone is going to read this....right?! RIGHT?!?!...If I had to let you know just one thing about me....it would be that I'm a really nice guy....

THANKS TO EVERYONE, ITS BEING GREAT HERE
GIVE ME A SHOUT IF YOUR GAME
Talk to ya soon
J"

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Age: 34
State: California
Interests: "oral versatile"

"IM ONLINE AGAIN----- NEW VIDEO BASED ON MY TRUE STORY, FIRST TIME WHEN I WAS 19

ATTENTION LOCAL AND BUSINESS TRAVELERS- MATURE AFFLUENT TOP MEN 50+ WHO ARE INTO YOUNGER GUYS (not seeking a sugardaddy).

I'm a hetero male that dates girls, with an estranged past with older men. I've had a few relations with older men which left me feeling horny, hot, and desired. Nothing with a woman can compare to the feeling of the rubbery gummy hard head of a cock in your mouth, or feeling the hands of an older man holding my hips or shoulders back against his thrusts to his delight as I lay on my knees and arms. Being young can be a lot of fun!

Curiously, I also love to top and lead younger guys but have not done so. Go figure.

I am very straight/hetero but behind closed doors love to serve an older mature guy who knows what a boy yearns for, and takes what he needs from a boy. I am a little shy until I get in a room with low lights and maybe a drink or 2 : ).

I consider myself to be straight, but when my inhibitions go, I love to turn on an older, wiser, succesful, mature man. It feels so good!

When I look at porn of some girl taking some guy's cock, sometimes I find myself fantasizing being in her position not his. Show me a clip of some guy's cock dripping with cum and I'm immediately hard...

Married guys are a plus and move to the top of the line (I think they are hornier for a son).

The only restriction for me is that I don't top. I won't do BB, and I may or may not kiss, it depends.

I'm selective, not looking to just fuck anyone with a cock. There has got to be a good hot and respectful dad/son atmosphere; that will get my boi juices flowing and I must feel comfortable, safe, and respected.

Love older, straight acting, succesful men with a lust for younger guys. I love making the dad I'm with feel as good as possible, and I get off on watching him get off.

34 yr old HORNY Son looking for straight acting Top dad-type for HOT Dad-Son times. No versatiles, only true Tops who love sons! Love to make older dads happy.

I am the boy-next-door you have been watching grow up through the years from being a silly little kid, to an interesting looking adolescent, to a fully-bloomed young adult.

I was always seduced and checked-out by older men when I was younger (as early as 17) and I love to have older men trying to get into my pants.

I am swm, 5-11, 175, brown hair, grn eyes. Look for someone who is not a loser, a profesional and afluent (note-Im not looking for a sugar daddy, I earn my own money and dont need that). I live in Orange County.

I should add I am not a slut and do not give myself to everyone! There has got to be chemistry and respect.

I have a 7 inch long cut member. I can suck and have an older man play with my nips to his pleasure, seductively bend me over, and slowly and safely ease It in, only if the seduction is sucessful and Only if there is mutual chemistry and respect.

I have a slim/average build (33 in waist) with short hair and green eyes. I am disease, HIV negative (u be too). I am discreet, consider myself hetero (its just a label), just walking the outer limits of it for fun times.

I am a straight acting adventurous lad, always looking to try new things and meet new people....

You want to know me better and more about my personality? Feel free to ask.

For those who play around unsafe: I am not into Russian Roulette! Also if you are a loser or crazy, dont count on me.

I cannot accomodate sadly enough (I have roommates), but would enjoy having safe fun in a new place.

If you are a traveler to the L.A./OC area, feel free to contact me! I wont tell. If you want to know more about me feel free to ask.

One last thing. Please, be clean. If you are unkept, smelly, then no!

If I'm online, that means I am horny as hell!

...sex is good,
....sex WITH someone is great,
.....sex with someone you are Hot for is awesome,
......sex between an older top and a younger bottom boy is,
............PRICELESS"

Wow.

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