Age: 22
Location: Texas
Interests: Men Up To Age 90

"So...

I'm 22, intelligent, somewhat eccentric, fairly attractive, occasionally awkward and rarely dull.

It's hard to put your personality into a white box, so I'll list random personality traits to give you an idea of what you're looking at:

-I'm more queer than gay.
-I really like languages. While not fluent, I speak decent Arabic and Spanish and am working on Hebrew, Russian and whatever else piques my interest.
-I'm inclined to believe the idea that you don't own things, they own you. I don't like clutter. Minimalism appeals to me.
-I like abandoned buildings. I like to soak up the quiet inside.
-I sometimes like to eat with my fingers. I like to mix things up so that life doesn't become too mundane.
-I'm typically uncomfortable in fancy restaurants. If you are the wine-cheese-and-Mozart type - a lot of older guys are, I've noticed - we probably won't have much in common. Unless that's what you're after, which could be interesting.
-I'm more about comfort than appearance.
-I am practical to a fault.

Still reading? Intrigued?

Message me.

All I ask is that you be interesting, intelligent, flexible, stimulating, a bit quirky and not crazy. Oh, and please, don't be perfect. It's hard to relate to people who have no flaws.

Yeahyeahyeah - I'm 22, which is too young for a lot of people, but I assure you that I'm no bimbo. While I'm distinctly young in my some of my opinions about things, I'm also pretty mature about other things. I'd appreciate the life experience and perspective of an older person, but do not want to be treated as if I have no brain myself.

Also, unless you think we're soulmate material, try to at least be in-state. Well, maybe if you're bored, live in the EU/Canada and want to marry me - I'd be down for that! (Not kidding. Try me.)

Age doesn't really matter. Transguys and genderfucks are quite welcome; bonus points if you speak another language and/or are originally from another country.

I'm not on here too often, so don't get too mad/sad if I don't answer quickly.

Cheers,

P.S. - If your picture is just a cockshot or a closeup of your anus, don't bother. For fuck's sake, guys!

P.S.S. - Diction > dick. Strings of undecipherable abbreviations will be ignored.

اعلان: ممكن اتكلم عربية اذا بتحب بس هي شوي مكسر لسا"

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