Age: 49
Location: Texas
Interests: Men aged 20 to 45

"Masculine, discreet, professional MAN -- 5'7", 175, muscular, soccer legs, 44c, 34w, 7", HIV-, DDF, nonsmoker - I'm top, but can be versatile for the right masculine man.

If I email you, or answer an email, realize I'm not going to answer further emails on here, I usually put my pers e address in the messages I send.

I enjoy mutual Sports / Tantric massages with guys "I" think have great bodies.

To try out for The Jock Coach's team you must be:
Gym Jock, Athletic, Young (at least 21, under 43), Tan, Muscled, MASCULINE Guy.

Big Turn OFFS: Look like Tarzan talk like (or act like) Jane, kink, drama, lies, rudeness, drugs, smokers, OLD / FAKE / or NO pictures, animal noises.

What's your Coach fantasy?
Are you ready to explore it?
Do YOU qualify for The Jock Coach's team?

Any tight, sore, stiff muscles?
Imagine how great The Jock Coach can make you feel!

Ready for some fun?

Don't keep The Jock Coach waiting!

If you're going to respond - have face - full front and back nude pics you can send - and be the age, and stats, you say you are!

If you're not sure about the other parameters, consider this, I used to be a Professional Sports Massage Therapist. I get paid to put my hands on young, good looking nude athletes / fitness model types, even adult entertainers and escorts. That's the type I'm looking for -- someone whose body / face pic could easily be on the cover of a fitness magazine.

Guys let's be reasonable - I'm in ????? Texas USA. You may be hot. You may think I'm hot, but unless you're willing to travel here, it's just not going to happen. I seldom travel, and when I do, it's usually for business / training.

And another thing guys, if it's not a match - don't get your feelings hurt - there are plenty of other guys out there who will be happy to be with you. But it does have to be a two way match for it to work.

If you don't have a picture on here - be a MAN - and put a picture of YOU on here - not someone else - not a tree, not a flower, not a cartoon, not a sunset, but a clear picture of YOU! And don't just show your cock or your ass, but one that shows what YOU look like. Unless of course you are just a cock or an ass.

And remember, if we want to shop for clothes, we'll go to the mall or a catalog. On here, most of us are looking for bodies - so take your clothes off - show us your body! Show those muscles!

And if you get one of the standard "thanks for your interest . . ." emails - don't send me a message saying you really weren't interested when we both know you wouldn't have sent the first message if you weren't. Be a man! Not a jerk!

Wow, did you really read all the way to here?"

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