Age: 41
Location: British Columbia
Interests: Quite Hairy, Average Build

"Fairly furry average dude, i grew up on a farm, spent time in the cdn army and on the DEW line, electrician / phone man by trade. 3somes with my hot furry partner are fun (he's ? on this site)
We like to hang out with friends, host cards nights at our home, go on motorcycle trips, and are starting to explore some bear and leather events if they look like fun. We're lookin for guys to hang with, have some food and beers, and generally guy fun stuff. I'm VERY happily partnered and can't imagine being with out him.

I've been told i look 'unapproachable' so i'm working on looking more approachable. Dont let the scary wolf look fool you... i'm a nice guy lol. theres a lot more to me than whats portrayed here, but when in rome... I think i'm slightly introverted but very much an exhibitionist - not to say that i want to pull my kilt over my head when meeting new people.

I recently discovered edging / gooning and love it - working on multi-orgasms now, pretty freakin intense, i get stoned on orgasm endorphens

I love riding the edge, dick drunk dumb, tongue hanging out, walking around hard. Nude with buddies all day... have lots of different types of experiences in my past including leather and boots, a little k9 and w/s, and other kink stuff. I'm not shy, chat me up.

not rules, more preferences:
I like -
fur
average short dudes
furry short dudes
bone drool (precum)
very male smells
edging for hours with multi mini orgasms
leather / my steel toed workboots
my kilt
nudism / nudist
dirtbikes
motorcycles
fly fishing with belly boats
playing cards
i'm not shy

not cool, move along:
drunk drivers
inconsiderate smokers
drugs
'bois' with more estrogen than testosterone
flappy wrists and watercooler gossip
spray on 'you need me' scents
licking deodorant or other 'product's"

His 2nd website profile

"About Me: It seems i still have a stalker... He used to be in Montana but now aparently lives in Seattle, he continues to post negative remarks on pictures and videos i have posted, it gets old and makes eyes roll, its going on 5 years dude, move on in your life - I have - 4 years ago.

im pretty open minded and dont get wigged out over most stuff. not into head games or guys with flappy wrists or spray on 'you need me' scents. like some kinky shit sometimes like my leather work boots, tuggin on my nutz as i stroke, k9, leather, i'm pretty open minded... i'd much rather bein walking in the forest in a rain than hanging at the mall.

Turn Ons: nothing yanks my head like hairy dudes, fur is awesome! boots are cool too, so's leather, getting curious about sounding and e-stim, k9, bf and i are going to quite a few bear events in washington, oregon and california this summer."

Age: "Dad" Age
Location: Chicago
Body: Quite Hairy, Muscular

"Top with a thick piece who loves to plow hot holes. Occasionally vers with the right vers Top buddy where we go 50-50 with intensity. Face pics in pvts.

Uninhibited guy who is also into making fantasies realities with fuckbuds, friendsw/benefits, hookups, etc. Not lookin for a bf.

What have you always wanted to try but never done? Let's see where our minds can take our bodies. Bottoms up, buddy! The wilder, the better for me:

Coach/jock
Sarge/recruit
Doc/patient (medical physical exams with all the equipment)
Cop/parolee
Guard/prisoner
Boss/jr exec
Dad/son
Pledgemaster/frat pledge

Activites can include, but are not limited to:
Sucking
Fucking
Rimming
Prostate massage
Butt/hole play
Milking
Spanking
Medical play
Rectal temps
Toys
Enemas
Bondage
Wrestling

Not into ws/piss, scat, blood, marks/bruises, degradation.

I'm of Prussian heritage (German & Polish) - thus my interest in discipline. Also have French, English, Scots, and Irish blood in me."

These real life mystery profile write ups are 100% authentic and out there, somewhere. I will never release where I found this profile or how I found it but really you just can't make this shit up. These new series of posts entitled Male Profiles are just another new way for you to experience what's out there in the world of LBGT online profiles. This of course does not represent the gay community as a whole as everyone, gay or straight, has their own kind of fetish that they love to explore.