"GO Fuck Yourself In Advance"
Age: 28 Asshole Years
Location: Atlantic City
Interests: Tops, Oh he's a giant bottom so only Tops
"Love to make contact with other guys.
LOVE TO HAVE HOT PHONE SEX TOO.
Have a pic of your face if you want a reply. No face profiles get deleted.
Only into tops & vers tops, maybe vers. depends on how much of a woman you are.
For the bitches that feel the need to say they don't like what I say, or how I say it, let me just say "GO Fuck yourself in advance" Change the channel, turn the page and begin to realize you have no life, if your taking the time to tell me your dislikes. Nobody fuckin cares.
NOT INTO BOTTOMS, VERS. BOTTOMS, So I usually don't respond back to any type of bottom. Not on here to make girlfriends.
I will top for the right guy.
Not SEXUALLY attracted to asians or indians. I said SEXUALLY ,so with that said just get over any racist comments you feel to waste my time with them.
If you are over 25, please don't call yourself a BOI OR BOY.
AND please don't confuse your self into thinking you're a top if your not. There are so many guys on here that show more pics of their ass and toys going up it than most bottoms. If the ass shots out number the cock shots, then you're a bottom. Just face it and leave me alone.
The words yummy, tastey, boi, boy & fabulous (unless you are under 25) are not in my vocabulary.
Can't deal with the generic fag. Never understood why a guy has to act like a woman. If I wanted a woman I'd be str8. Please sound like a man on the phone and not some generic queen and NOT some queen that adds "SSS's" to every word that comes out of your mouth.
Other than that, I'm a very lovable, compassionate , likeable normal guy that just knows what he wants and dosen't want. Life is too short. I need to make the best of it.
and by the way...............just admit it, we are all on here for 1 thing."
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