Age: 59
Location: Plainville Ct. and Wilmington Vermont
Interests: men aged from 20 to 60

"OUI JE PARLE FRANCAIS.
I've kissed many toads, but still no Prince Charming.
Although it's untrue that rubbing a toad causes warts, it does give the toad a hard-on.

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Location Plainville Ct. and Wilmington Vermont
Gender Male
Marital Status Past tense, love to meet others for fun.

Hobbies & Interests I enjoy nudity, love hanging out at Rock River in Vermont for naked sunny days with many good friends, I am lucky to have friends who allows me to spend time with them at Hillside Camp grounds in Penn. I have attended G N I in Poconos, Penn. for 2004 and 2005 and 2006, and 2008. I enjoy Kayaking (Kay-ass-ing) at the ledges at Lake Harriman also in Vermont, where I can be naked again. I also enjoy biking, I do spinning at the gym and some weight lifting. Sauna anyone?

Favorite Gadgets Now, I bet you can guess, I like your gadget too.

Occupation I miss my Motel Management days, now I have a Tuesday and Wednesday job, I am semi retired so I can enjoy my week ends like other folks do in Vermont or just hang out in my garden.

Personal Quote: In my next life I would like to come back as one of your Tears, Then I would be conceived from your heart, born from your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. :-)
OLD AGE, I DECIDED, IS A GIFT.

I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my
body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am
taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my
father!), but I don't agonize over those things for long.

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.

I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making
my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but
looks so avant-garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be
messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before
they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until
4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those
wonderful tunes of the 60 & 70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is
stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I
choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.
THEY TOO, WILL GET OLD.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not
break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even
when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what
give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken
is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning
gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep
grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about
what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even
earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being older. It has set me free. I
like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but
while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been,
or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day.
(If I feel like it)

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!

MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON YOUR FACES AND IN YOUR HEARTS FOREVER AND EVER!

FRIENDS FOREVER!
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