Age: 35
Location: Paris, France
Interests: Web Cam
"Name's J...thanks for stopping by my profile, take your shoes off, kick up your feet and stay awhile. Care for some refreshments?
Yeah, you know what this is
It's a celebration, bitches
Grab a drink, grab a glass
After that I grab yo' ass...
Just enjoy!!!
Thanks Guys, for all the great messages, support and attention...
wow, Its been a crazy trip here...so many hotties, so lil time 2 answer and read all your emails...
SO IF I DONT ANSWER RIGHT AWAY DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED TO KNOW YOU OR MEET,...THINK BOUT IT AND JUST GIVE ME TIME TO ANSWER YOU ...,mail box just fills bloody quick all da time, that's all...Ill do my best....
IF I DON'T ANSWER YOU AT ALL...well, there's thousands of hot guys on DN that will grab your attention IN A SEC and that you will find more interesting then me... anyway, thanks for your message and all the best!!
ALSO A SPECIAL THANKS TO ******, FOR THIS GREAT SITE;...***, YOU TOTALLY ROCK !!!
Hey, I'm J, 35 year-old jock, 6'0", 185 lbs, buzz-cut, light dark hair, hazel eyes, smooth, muscular body...my hobbies include Djing, snowboarding (Alpine Ski instructor), working out, hanging with friends, going out and "PARTYIIING", travel, and some other crazy and "HOT" stuff ( that u must to ask me in pvt)
I grow up naked outdoors/indoors, since I was a kid, mom and dad were naturists late 60s in Ibiza, a heaven for every hippie....FREEDOM OF MIND, BODY AND SOUL .WITH LOTS OF INTOXICATING STUFF IN THE MIDDLE ("PEACE AND LOVE, BRO...LET'S GO SMOKE SOME POT"),...u know what I mean...LOL
We lived there for many years, great weather, summer or winter time, beautifull beaches and creeks, perfect to strip and be free running around naked, doing whatever it pleases you..I ve been travelling quite a lot and Ibiza is still the best place in the world for me, with beautifull people extremely open minded, best wild parties that you can find...lol and the best beaches and bushes, ideal 4 a naturiste lifestyle.
Mom and dad have always been a constant in my life and Im very gratefull to them the way they raised me, NUDE and SIMPLE...
YES, I'M A NATURIST, ...SO DON'T BE SHOCKED IF ONE DAY I'M NAKED ON CAM CHATTING WITH YOU, LOL
Like everybody else on here I think of myself as pretty maintenante and easy going. I'm just a down to earth chill dude, masculine, athletic, fun, loving, daring and adventurous straight acting CURIOUS guy.
I'm into sports doing anything athletic and all the time ready for fun, for a good laugh, and of course for sex (gotta throw that in, right?)
So if you wanna crack open a few and watch the game, then adjourn to the sheets later, Im def your man, lol
Still questioning about my sexuality, no clue and don't care as long as I'm happy with it, THATS FINE !!!
I just hate to write all these stuff, never know what to say. I just can't describe myself, ( nobody reads this anyway! ) BUT Im going to be HONEST, something rare on DN, lol, If you're on here you're probably looking for something, whatever that is, its cool, just be upfront with it. So here I go, frankly, Im looking to meet people to get to know better, I like people that are AROUND MY AGE, GOOD LOOKING AND VERY PHYSICALLY FIT...What looks better than a well defined 6 pac?
So if you are HOT, fantastic!!! BUT DONT FOOL YOURSELF INTO THINKING THAT A 6 PAC IS GONNA MAKE ME GO STUPID!
What is my ideal?
Humm, good question; a COOL; MASCULINE; INTELLIGENT; ATHLETIC; FUNNY; MOTIVATED; OPEN MINDED; ADVENTUROUS; WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR; COMFORTABLE IN HIS SKIN; ...HOT (gotta throw that in, right?) ...AND ENJOYING EVERYTHING THAT I DO... of course this guy doesnt exist.
I'm attracted to different variety of ALL GOOD LOOKS AND HOTTIES WITH A BRAIN ...If you're NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO HIT ME UP, I SAY GO FOR IT....
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT?
IF YOU PUT A&F STUD OR SOMETHING SIMILAR IN YOUR DESCRIPTION , AND THEN DON'T "LOOK" LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF THE CATALOG , YOU' RE JUST GONNA DISAPPOINT ME, SO FOR NOT TO, LET'S START USING THIS TERMS RIGHT.
"STUD": A GENERALLY IN SHAPE GUY THAT OOZES SEX
"JOCK": "SPORTS" ENTHUSED GUY WHO PARTAKES IN SPORTS AND HAS A BODY THAT SHOWS IT
"BOY"... NOT "BOI":GENERALLY UNDER 25
"HUNG": MORE THAN 8*5
"ABOVE AVERAGE": MORE THAN 6* (DAMN,THERE IS A DIFFERENCE)
I'M A BIT NERVOUS ABOUT MEETING ANYONE FOR THE 1ST TIME BUT I'M VERY LOYAL TO MY FRIENDS, I LIKE TRUTHFULLNESS FROM OTHERS, AND I CAN SPOT A " FRAUD " A MILE OFF!!!
TURN OFFS:
DRAMA, INTOLERANCE, JUDGEMENTAL ATTITUDES....PLS, CHECK IT ALL AT THE DOOR, IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, JUST PASS ME BY AND MOVE ON, I DO NOT KNOWINLGLY HOOK UP WITH, GUYS WHO ARE MARRIED OR IN RELATIONSHIPS....
If you start A CONVERSATION with:
LOOKING; WOOF; SUP; WHAT YOU INTO; WHAT YOU UP 2; HOW HUNG or something remotely similar, you will be IGNORED.
Gosh, have something better to say, I apreciate the offer, but take the time to at least KNOW something about the person you are chatting
You can e-mail me or chat with me, BUT If you e-mail me, please include your FACE PIC (WELCOME AND PREFERED)....
What to write more?! what the hell, I'm to lazy. Besides...it's not like anyone is going to read this....right?! RIGHT?!?!...If I had to let you know just one thing about me....it would be that I'm a really nice guy....
THANKS TO EVERYONE, ITS BEING GREAT HERE
GIVE ME A SHOUT IF YOUR GAME
Talk to ya soon
J"
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