I've been in search of a good birthday party idea for a friend of the family and I can't believe what I found flipping through a magazine! There is this "service" where Off Duty Fire Men come to your house to help celebrate your youngsters birthday! They teach everyone fire safety, I would think they show up in uniform, play games, arrive in a fire engine [I'm assuming] and letting the birthday individual ride in the engine.

I was like WOW when I found it! I then presented this idea to the women in charge of the party and they all were like "We're doing this for US, who cares what the kids want!" They loved hearing the very idea of "off duty" fire men coming to your house on good terms and plus when they heard they weren't "retired" fire men it was even better for them. Now there's nothing wrong with retired fire men for myself, I'd rather have a muscled silver haired gentleman who is retired than an actual working fire man because well, I just like older well built men who still have a great body. But again that's just me.

Anyways, check in your local suburbs to see if your local fire house does the same thing. You and your gay friends along with your lady friends will be so much happier spending money on something that will go back to the community. Fire Men are the answer to your next birthday party. Fuck it, hire them for your 30th Birthday Party! The ad here says "birthday parties", they don't list age limits!