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Well if rain hasn't been fortunate enough in your local areas that you have not been able to create romantic rainy day moments then you might as well just buy those fun little umbrellas and get together with your partner and friends for a night of drinks. Pass out the mini umbrellas and get horny drunk and maybe, just maybe it'll rain on your way home.
If you and your friends are drunk enough that when it does finally rain later that night well then you'll all be drunk enough to pull out your mini umbrellas and use them to shield off the rainfall. Everyone should get a damn good laugh out of that drunken, what did we do last night, experience.



All of a sudden I heard them coming, like a frieght train brushing by, almost knocking me over. The sweat on their heads, most of them shirtless, some in really short running shorts, others in lycra shorts and even some in biker shorts. I remember trying to jump up to see the sea of runners passing by. My heart was racing as I could almost feel the heat off their bodies.
Just as the running train ended I finally started running behind them at a reasonable distance. I remember this one guy, almost 6 feet tall, dark brown sweaty hair, wearing light blue and silverish biker shorts, no shirt and his bubble butt bopping up and down as he ran behind everyone else. I tried to keep up with them. I saw they were all starting to slow down and head into a building. I couldn't take my eyes off his reasonably sized bubble butt bouncing.
A could now see a young coach directing them in through the open doorway and when he saw me he waved me on over to come in as well. My eyes fixated on that bubble butt as it disappeared into the doorway. I rushed in to see all the runners sitting on those gym bleachers, all breathing hard, sweating, wiping sweat off with towels...
And then the tornado sirens went off and a tornado hit outside, we all took cover. For some reason actor Kevin Spacey was there with a "wife and kids". Fuck if I know what that dream meant but it was one that I awoke to with tented sheets.
Wow what a dream! I have no idea what brought on that running freight train vision of sexuality but I welcome it to return again tonight.


So I went shopping today to a toy store for a friend of the family's birthday party coming up and I made some repeated eye contacts with this huge beefy latino dude at the store. He wore tight blue jeans, simple loose black/grayish faded shirt and that's all I remember him wearing. Fuck if I knew if he had shoes or not, his body kept my eyes from an ass level on upwards. He also had beefy arms, the kind where there's muscle but hidden under a gentle layer of some bulge. His huge biceps were covered in tats, I was mesmorized.
His skin tone was dark, I'm hispanic and always mistaken for "white" as I'm not apparently dark enough to some shithead's standards as to what hispanic men should be so they label me "white" even though I do look hispanic, but this beefy Latino was much darker than me.
My point is I get frustrated in these situations because I'm always expecting the guy to approach me and I'm sure he maybe was expecting me to approach him first. Who really knows anymore. Sexually interested people are always exchanging looks, glances, smiles but most of the time neither take the next step forward because we know we're in a "straight" common area. If the set up was taking place in a gay bar well we all know that we'd be talking already about past boyfriends and showing off each other's makeout skills. But in these "straight" common areas I tend to keep to myself.
My advice for myself and for others caught in the same situation, here's what we should plan on doing during our next encounter. We could either make direct eye contact after repeated eye contacts and say "Sorry, do we know each other from somewhere?" but that usually leads to pathetic babble that then leads into weird conversations leaving both telling ourselves afterwards, "why the fuck did I say that!?"
So really all you need to do is find something on him that you can start a conversation with him about. For example, the beefy arm tattooed Latino, I SHOULD have asked him about his tattoos and about how I'm always thinking of getting one. He would then hopefully & happily show off his bicep and shoulder by lifting up his shirt to expose his tat. Now I'm not lying because like most of us we've all thought about getting a tat at one point or other but I at least always have the problem of never knowing exactly where to put it on my body. I could ask him what spots would be great for a tat on the body, you never know he may just tell me that he has a tat on his ass and on his abs, maybe show me outside in parking lot. YUM!
Or if you want to be dramatic without saying a word you could just be in the same aisle he is in and when he has his back turned to you you purposely drop a few items off the shelf as if you "accidently" lost control of certain shelved items. Hopefully he'll turn around, help you and then you can start talking, exchanging names, find out he has a girlfriend type shit. But at least you got his attention. And even if he doesn't say hello or doesn't even bothering help you, he will always remember the cute guy who dropped stuff in a store aisle. And then the next time you see each other in your local store he may have a reason to approach you about "being careful with what you handle" type line.
Oh beefy Latino with the arm tats, hopefully soon fate will allow me to "bump" into you again at one of my surrounding stores for a 2nd chance encounter. This time I know what I'll do/say to you.

And I'm talking about those "straight" guys who could give a shit if a man or a woman is blowing them, as long as their dick gets blown right then and there and right fucking now.

Is your heart racing? Did you see what you thought you saw in the public restroom? Was there really a man there? Will you walk back to that stall? Can you get caught?
Pick up your copy of Magmozine.com's fetish issue may first.

When playing with "balls" in the rain you might as well just let your "hand slip" onto your desired friend's crotch to gain a reaction. If his reaction is "what the fuck dude", just laugh it off and say I slipped in the mud. If his reaction is a smirk quickly followed by his hand on your hand then you can just fucking kiss him in the rain while all your straight friends watch. Or you could just have cyber sex later that night after revealing to each other you're both closeted gays ready for cock sucking good times.

Why not be creative and write a secret message in your partner's umbrella the next time he opens it up to protect himself from the next April showers. You can be as dirty as you want with your secret message but let's not out him to strangers on the street by writing "Can't wait for you to suck my dick". Let's be more unisex with your secret love message.
Even better, when out in public with him pretend that you feel rain coming on and then open it up, you both get under it, super close to each other, lower the message to his view and twist the umbrella as he reads it out loud. Propose to him, ask him to move in, ask for your first kiss in public, ask him to bottom, ask him whatever you'd like.

So you know, whatever you need that helps you relax so we can get started on "experimenting" while your girlfriend is away is fine with me.

I just saw them outside when I was checking the mail. They kissed before they got in his truck. She was pretty damn gorgeous. Where are the gay firefighters? Could I just have 1 in my neighborhood? Please!

Remember when I told you a firefighter moved in next door to my place, well I was taking my dog for a walk and we noticed each other, did the neighbor hi thing and I, being hot and bothered with him, started up a conversation about his job and 'if you need anything I'm just right there" bullshit.
But then I started noticing his muscled forearms, his strong veiny hands [which by the way were very masculine and well manicured], his thick neck, his chiseled face, his white teeth, his not so hidden giant pecs, his jet black short spikey hair...
And so I got an erection right there while talking with him. The conversation only lasted about five minutes, give or take, but I knew I was getting hard so I had to act quick. I squatted down to pet my dog and to pathetically "act" like I was fixing her strap and then we ended our chat and he walked away as I stared at his beautiful hidden ass under his tight pants.
I waited until he got in his truck and drove away. When I finally stood up my shorts were tented and out way in front of me. I had to reach in and adjust right away before anyone else saw. I rushed inside, gave my pup a treat and then layed in my bed to masturbate a bit.
What an afternoon!


The next time you find yourself and your partner "caught in the rain" and you're both seeking shelter, head for your car. This idea usually works best when you're leaving a store and/or resturant and especially best when you're in the city, suburbs and/or country side.
Instead of driving straight home to get out of the rain let the car be your tiny bubble of romance. Pop in a good CD, enjoy the sights and sounds of the rain falling, have a conversation where neither can escape and/or get easily destracted by other not so important things.
Now let's remember this moment is suppose to be somewhat romantic. Get the idea of a blowjob in the car out of your heads for now. We're trying to create romance in a relationship, something many couples seek and aren't finding lately. Plus if you're giving a blow job I'm sure you'll get caught.
But by all means share a kiss in the car. Not just a peck but the kind that you experience on your 2nd date, the one that never seems to end but never leads to actual sex.


Why do "straight" guys lick bottles as if it were a penis? Bisexual tendencies I presume. Or maybe they secretly preform self sucking pleasures on themselves that they suddenly long for something new to taste. Or maybe he's just licking every last drop of that substance. Either way, I love "straight" guys for doing this when a multiple cameras are present.
After posting 2 recent entries about a fetish towards the foot I had another request for a very hairy body... well here you go "anonymous reader #4,486", meet Aharon. You know, this gives me an idea. I may put out a special issue next month with a Fetish theme.

Here's what you do the next time it rains in your neighborhood. Grab yourself and your well dressed boyfriend and venture outside. Either it's about to rain or it's already raining, point is to get you both outside to have your 1st kiss in the rain.
Let both of your clothes get drenched, enjoy the moment, let everyone know this shit doesn't just happen in the movies. Once your makeout session is over head inside and start peeling off those wet clothes. From there you can take the next pleasurable step as you both head to your bedroom.

It's day 8 of April. Check out the thighs of the guy on the left side in the top pic, check out basketball "Blair" in the 2nd pic and then savor over the wreslter's ass, use all three of these vintage images to motivate you into a healthier lifestyle so that you can have an all new body for this up coming summer. Get motivated!
Just a day or so ago I write about Fire Men birthday parties and a fucking hot latin Fire Fighter moves in next door to me! HOT DAMN! So does The Secret really work? If you really think hard enough about it, it happens? All I know I plan on making sure I walk outside without a shirt to show off to him when he's "working" on his truck.

I've been in search of a good birthday party idea for a friend of the family and I can't believe what I found flipping through a magazine! There is this "service" where Off Duty Fire Men come to your house to help celebrate your youngsters birthday! They teach everyone fire safety, I would think they show up in uniform, play games, arrive in a fire engine [I'm assuming] and letting the birthday individual ride in the engine.
I was like WOW when I found it! I then presented this idea to the women in charge of the party and they all were like "We're doing this for US, who cares what the kids want!" They loved hearing the very idea of "off duty" fire men coming to your house on good terms and plus when they heard they weren't "retired" fire men it was even better for them. Now there's nothing wrong with retired fire men for myself, I'd rather have a muscled silver haired gentleman who is retired than an actual working fire man because well, I just like older well built men who still have a great body. But again that's just me.
Anyways, check in your local suburbs to see if your local fire house does the same thing. You and your gay friends along with your lady friends will be so much happier spending money on something that will go back to the community. Fire Men are the answer to your next birthday party. Fuck it, hire them for your 30th Birthday Party! The ad here says "birthday parties", they don't list age limits!

Just so you know there are reasons why I remain anonymous. Let's just say one guy made me very very very uncomfortable after a face to face encounter after meeting him originally online. He was an older Gentleman, remember I lust for Gentlemen, but this one in particticular just took things too far. He moved too quick, too fast and he alone is the reason why I remain anonymous to my readers. This was all before Magmozine.com, GuyTVBlog.com & Micoofy.com were even up and running. His unusual actions happened way back when AGuySite.com was still active and a running website.
So just in case you were wondering that's one large reason why I choose to be a faceless editor working behind the scenes.
The original "Anonymity" video was taken off by Veoh staff even though there was no nudity but just muscle posing... so here's a replacement video. Not as satisfying as the original "Anonymity" video though...

Yep. I had a dream that I was a Bisexual guy! It was me, 2 other girls and that guy from The Real World Denver, Alex, all at someone's house about to have sex with our same sex friends. It was me and my "girlfriend" pairing up with Alex and his girlfriend.
Me and Alex, from the Real World Denver, were on the couch and he we were making out and kissing and just being... "bisexual". Oh and before the actual makeout session I remember walking around the living room with just my boxers on and my erection sticking so far out that I could reach out and touch the tented boxers wet tip. I remember the feeling being hard and very stiff. Like it was the hardest my dick had ever been.
Fuck if I know why I was dreaming I was bisexual and swapping partners with my "couple" friends. I think maybe I had that dream was because last night I watched MTV's The Real World Awards Bash and then saw a trailer for MTV's Bisexual show A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. That would probably explain my dream. Alex from the Real World and being Bisexual.
But man oh man making out with Alex was so fucking intense. What a dream!

The other day I was checking out my running shoes in a whole new way. The reason being is I've seen some kink videos where guys are seducing their own running shoes. They smear their dick on the fabric, rub their shaft against the bottom, push their penis inside where the foot goes, sniffs the inside, inhales the dirty aroma, licks it, [I'm betting at least one of my readers is getting hard while they read this] and then at the end the fetish individual always cums on the shoe or inside it.
After viewing dirty, used running shoes as a new sex toy I grabbed my own running shoes and started to inspect it. Sniffed it. Gave it a lick, I actually don't recommend the licks. I also layed my half hard dick on it and I did get an erection because I now know the running shoe can be used as a sex toy but I had no interest in doing anything else.
I do understand the whole foot fetish sub culture but what I don't get is the lust for used running shoes. Now when I'm out running errands I look at a decent hot man and wonder, is he jerking off to his own shoes... and then I make eye contact with them, they smile and I look away.
I don't have a foot fetish but I am starting to look at large male feet as a sexy new part of the male body. I just have no desire to stick toes in my mouth or bathing the bottom of the foot with my tongue.


To Magmozine Readers,
Welcome to an all new issue of Magmozine! To those still brand new to Magmozine.com, here's how things work. Every 1st day of the month I write a letter to my readers detailing any news, information or announcements regarding my 4 websites; Magmozine.com, GuyTVBlog.com, Micoofy.com & AGuySite.com [Still in re-development]. This magazine inspired blog, Magmozine, is the main focus of my web work. This should be your first stop if you have all 3 of my websites bookmarked. All my websites are free and available because of your continued interest and support. Thank you.
First off there's nothing April's Fools about this letter. I like holidays but I'm not the greatest lover of this one. With that said let's get to this month's happenings.
Summer is either one or two months away, depending on when you think summer officially starts. So now it's time for you to start picking up those weights, buying less sugar snacks and buying a new pair of running/walking shoes. This really needs to be the month you get back into shape or at least in a more healthier mood. Trust me, when summer begins you'll feel better about yourself having put some work into your new, hopefully leaner body.
To keep you motivated this month Magmozine.com will being posting a new series of posts entitled "Flex & Flaunt". The first one should appear this week and hopefully it'll push you in the right fitness direction. Remember to always check with your doctor first before you start any fitness program.
This month also seems to bring Rain, loads of it. This month my next Magmozine article will be centered around wet activities you and your partner can experience the next time it showers in your neck of the suburbs. Be prepared to get soaked in rain and semen by the time you're done with my ideas!
April will also bring something new this month. More of my own thoughts and rants regarding my daily happenings. Each day, starting April 2nd, I will being posting 2 entries a day. One being a visual post, the other being a written entry. It's always good to try something new with your own blog and this month feels like a good time to start being more personal with my readers. Lord only knows what I'll reveal about myself this month!
That's it for now. Have a wonderful weekend!
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