Middle Fingers Belong In The Ass, Not In The Air

"Oh I declare! [Waving my Southern paper fan in my face] Middle Fingers belong in the ass, not in the air. [Taking a sip of country tea] My bosom is sweating in this Tennesse heat!"
I don't know, I just picture Southern Ladies in front of a large home declaring this statment. Spread the good word.





Comments
umm. what's a bossum? Do you mean "bosom?"
Posted by: jeff s | April 18, 2007 7:51 AM
Yes I mean a bosom. Please excuse my attempts at correctly spelling female body parts 'cause I just don't spell/use them as much as the straights do.
Posted by: Magmozine Editor | April 18, 2007 12:11 PM