When I Jerk Off Alone... Magmozine Poll Quotes
I created this web poll When I Jerk Off Alone I Cum... some ages ago and it has created this online community of people with an intense interest in semen. I've mentioned the poll's sudden popularity before and with a recent visit to that poll I figured you would all enjoy the quotes, thoughts and rants people are leaving behind. Some of them are enjoyable, some of their are disturbing, other are forgettable while some are just the type of comments that burn a memory into your mind.
"Luv to cum and drink it. Ive saved it and poured it on cereal." - shaved6
"I love it when a bloke sticks his cosk up my wife arse and then lets me suk him off until he cums. Nothing better than a arse flavoured cock with cum." - Anal
"I'm straight,but I luv trannies and have often fantasized about sucking a hot guy off.....especially one with long hair.I've shot a ton of lods on chicks faces,and would LOVE having one on mine.I've sucked myself off and shot a couple loads on my own face as well...." - twistedvincent
"It is a common response to want to eat your own cum, then lose interest after you squirt, and not follow through. After enough practice you will be able to eat it anytime you want. and savor it." - no cock hair
"Does it hurt to take it in the ass?" - steve
"I'm so fucking hot right now reading about eating cum! I'm tasting my own pre-cum right now and it tasts sweet. I know I can get my cock about 5 inches from my mouth, so I'm going to try to take my load in my mouth!" - what's it like
"i'm sitting here in hot pink hi cut bikini panties and there is a big pre cum wet spot where the head of my cock is. i'm going to move my hips up and down so my cock rubs inside of my girlfriends panties until i have an orgasm. then i'll lick lick up all of the cum inside of the soaked panties." - drew
"I`m getting hard just thinking about it. You`re right,kissing girls is fantastic, I can`t imagine kissing another guy. But swallowing a guys cock until he cums into my mouth sounds so hot. What was your first time like? Were you nervous? When I watch XXX movies with girls going down on guys, I imagine I`m the one sucking the cock." - Rick
"I've tried coming on my face and open mouth a couple times but feel wierd about it. I've tasted my cum and its not that bad. My fantasy is to be tied up and have 10 guys fuck my face and cum in my mouth. It'w wierd because I am not gay and am not turned on my guys at all." - curious
"I am Married and straight, but I like a lot of you put my feet over my head and shot into my mouth on occasion, I do this alone or in locked bathroom, my wife would freak, sometimes I do feel guilty though." - Luv it
"Wtf, you are all disgusting. Cum is wicked gross and it's not meant for eating. Why would you eat your own DNA? thats fucking disgusting. seriously grow up, no girls find that attractive if you eat your own fucking semen, sicko. And WHY would you fucking FREEZE it? mixing it into someones drink? I say just cum into a condom or something like regular people do? Grow up you immature, gross assholes!" - Peter
"GUN IT BOYS YOU`LL LOVE IT PURE PROTEIN" - CURLYBULB
"I just tossed off lieing on my bed upside down. it took me ages 2 cum but i did in my mouth and its rank. lol. i think it took longer coz i wasnt too sure about it and all the blood was goin 2 my head." - Sheek
"I absolutely have to swallow my husbands cum at least once every day. Every morning as soon as he wakes up and usualy everynight. Sometimes several times a day. He also likes to taste sometimes and I love when he does it but it doesn't happen alot. Seems he only gets up the nerve on nights that we've had a few drinks." - AmberB
"I love to pump my boyfriends milk into diffrerent foods.. omlettes, pancake batter, all kinds of things... even protien shakes.. and we eat them togehter. LOVE IT!" - Stephanie
"I might be the first to say it here, but I only like my cum when its in or on a hot chick. P.S. I jerk off in the trash can at your grandmas house... so if you want to eat my cum, you'll have to lick it off one of grandmas spent Maxie pads..." - MasturbationPains
"Here's what I do. I buy a large 50 or 100 cc syringe and jack off into it. I save up my sperm so i can really unload a "big one." I then freeze it in the freezer. I jack off more and more and fill the thing up. When it's filled up, I put it in a pan of warm water (body temp) and allow it to thaw out and become warm. I then masturbate until the point of ejaculation and squirt the entire load of 50-100 cc's of hot cum into my own mouth. It's amazing. That's a lot of cum let me tell you. Try it and see if you like it." - don c.
"I allways eat my own cum, even when i have sex with my wife. She likes to see me eat it, and feeds me by stirring her fingers in it and let me lick it of her fingers and hands. She also ask me to cleam her breasts after i shoot my load on them." - Keyle
"ur all become gays cause of wanking too much stop wanking, i bet ya all skinny blokes" - Wanker #1
"this one time i slept over at my uncle house and when he left for a minute i went up to his room and found a box of condoms when i looked inside they were akk used and his cum was inside i put the condom on my cock using his cum for lube and when i shot my big load in the condom i eat all the cum that was inside yummmmmmmm." - hornyhunk
"what a fucking mess I made" - what's it like
Comments
i have tried my own cum and i don't really like the taste. dunno why. but all these stories are hot.
Posted by: horny | March 13, 2007 12:37 PM
I like sucking my curl out of my wife's pusSy
Posted by: Anonymous | March 14, 2007 9:17 AM
i put a funnel in my mouth and cum into the funne
Posted by: john | April 2, 2007 8:34 PM
Semen swallowing IS a facinating study...for sure..lol
I have always had a fetish about cumming in my gf's mouth and having her swallow it. I have no idea why I want her to eat my cum because it doesn't make ME feel physical pleasure watching her throat contract as the loogy slides down her throat. I certainly do feel psychological sexual pleasure knowing she's swallowing it. She gets this impish smile on her face after it's in her stomach.
Posted by: His Grace | April 6, 2007 7:51 AM
Sometimes I flip my legs over my head and shoot my load straight into my mouth and swallow it. I also like to look at myself in the mirror with a mouthful of my own thick cum on my tongue. I wish I could suck my own dick. I would if I could. But eating my own load is the next best thing.
I love the taste of my own cum. I especially like to eat it when I go 4-5 days without coming, though that is VERY difficult to do. When I do go days without jerking off or fucking my girlfreind, it is especially thick and gooey. This is when it tastes best and this is when I also like to feel the consistency in my mouth. It feels so good in my mouth and on my tongue when it’s thick. When it is this thick, I like to swirl it around my mouth and squeeze it between my teeth; all the time watching myself do this in a mirror. I’ll savor the taste and also love the feeling of it rolling around in my mouth. I then like to let it run slowly down my tongue and down my throat. I used to only have the guts to taste my pre-cum, but lately I have been swallowing my own loads more and more often and can’t seem to get enough. I have been told by many partners (all female) that my cum taste great. Because of this, I had to try it. Now I’m a cum slut (my own). I sometimes kiss my girlfriend after she sucks me off and love the taste. Sometimes I also eat my cum out of her pussy when she is really wasted and doesn’t really know that I came (even if it is just some oozing out and not a gigantic load.) This way I can eat my cum while having sex with her. But with her or without her, I have to have it. I’ve got to eat a mouthful of my own cum at least every couple of days. I love it and can’t get enough.
Posted by: Billy | June 13, 2007 10:05 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not gay. I tasted my own cum the first time by accident. I had gone 6-7 days without cumming and when I finally did, I blew the "mother of all loads." Well, some landed on my face and a bunch of it landed in my mouth. I did the only natural thing. I swallowed it. I didn't give myself a chance to think about it or I probably wouldn't have done it. Well, now I love it. I love the feel of it. I love the taste of it. I love to swallow my own cum. I even like the "idea" of swallowing my own cum. I now swallow it about once every week; sometimes more often. Like Billy stated above--- "I’ve got to eat a mouthful of my own cum at least every couple of days. I love it and can’t get enough."
Posted by: Tristen | July 19, 2007 11:14 PM
The most common way for me to swallow my cum is to toss my legs over my head and cum directly into my mouth. It's so hot just before I cum, just waiting on the moment it comes pouring out the end of my dick.
Posted by: David | August 4, 2007 1:14 AM
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I am jerking off as I write this while stopping every once in awhile to eat about a half a load of my cum while doing the “slow-gasm” thing. And I’m not talking about pre-cum, I’m talking the real thing; nice thick, gooey, stringy and most importantly tasty cum. Wait, I'm gonna eat some now.
Wow! That tasted soooo good. I left the computer, jerked off into my hand and slurpped it into my mouth and ran to the bathroom with a mouthful of my cum on my tongue. I played with it in my mouth for a few minutes before rolling it down my tongue and down my throat. Like I said, it tasted so fucking good that I’m gonna continue doing this. It gets me so horny doing this; AND writing about it that I can jerk off and cum (while eating some cum) for 1-3 hours. I just gathered another bit that oozed out of the tip of my dick and ate it too.
It seems like the more often that I do this, the more guts I have to eat it and am doing it more often. I even did this in public the other day. While on a golf course just before dark, I snuck into some thick bushes and jerked off real quick. Well, You can prbably guess by now that I swallowed the evidence (a mouthfull of my own cum.) I hope no one saw me, but that’s half the fun isn’t it?
Well, I just ate the final load (for now) and swallowed it. I’ll probably do this again tonite, especially if this is posted and I can read it.
Posted by: Tristen | August 25, 2007 10:50 AM
Hey if anyone wants to send pics of them in womens panties or of them cumming you should email them to me or hit me up on msn: djdekon
Posted by: luvmycum | September 22, 2007 11:42 PM
i love having my mouth around a nice thick juicy cock . swallowing down on the cock i take the whole 8 inch into my wet mouth . coating the cock with my saliva all wet the cock slids easily down my throat I circle the cock with my mouth making sure i go all the way down spinning my mouth all over the cock . His balls are dripping with my spit as i suck and slurp on his thick cock filling my mouth and toucing my throat. i love to feel the cock sliding in and out of my wet mouth fucking my lips the cockhead feeling like velvet on my lips and toungeI totally enjoy sucking a huge cock feeling it gag my reflex as i try to swallow his entire cock to the balls. ummm
Posted by: mouthfull | May 12, 2008 11:25 PM
When I jack off, my gf usualy watches then weshhare my cum. The other day, my roomate walked in on us and he decided to join us. The taste of his mixed with mine was awesome
Posted by: yman | September 20, 2008 9:49 AM
Im straight too but cant stop jerkin off and getting the nerve to eat my cum. In my case i save it in a shot glass and try to grt the nerve to eat it later.But i end up building about 8 loads like I have right in front of me right now and am getting very horny about the thoughts of somebody daring me or forcing me to eat it all. Im gonna warm it up now and stir it and get ready for a comment. I think i am an in the closet cum slut
Posted by: miki | September 25, 2008 7:24 PM