I created this web poll When I Jerk Off Alone I Cum... some ages ago and it has created this online community of people with an intense interest in semen. I've mentioned the poll's sudden popularity before and with a recent visit to that poll I figured you would all enjoy the quotes, thoughts and rants people are leaving behind. Some of them are enjoyable, some of their are disturbing, other are forgettable while some are just the type of comments that burn a memory into your mind.
"Luv to cum and drink it. Ive saved it and poured it on cereal." - shaved6
"I love it when a bloke sticks his cosk up my wife arse and then lets me suk him off until he cums. Nothing better than a arse flavoured cock with cum." - Anal
"I'm straight,but I luv trannies and have often fantasized about sucking a hot guy off.....especially one with long hair.I've shot a ton of lods on chicks faces,and would LOVE having one on mine.I've sucked myself off and shot a couple loads on my own face as well...." - twistedvincent
"It is a common response to want to eat your own cum, then lose interest after you squirt, and not follow through. After enough practice you will be able to eat it anytime you want. and savor it." - no cock hair
"Does it hurt to take it in the ass?" - steve
"I'm so fucking hot right now reading about eating cum! I'm tasting my own pre-cum right now and it tasts sweet. I know I can get my cock about 5 inches from my mouth, so I'm going to try to take my load in my mouth!" - what's it like
"i'm sitting here in hot pink hi cut bikini panties and there is a big pre cum wet spot where the head of my cock is. i'm going to move my hips up and down so my cock rubs inside of my girlfriends panties until i have an orgasm. then i'll lick lick up all of the cum inside of the soaked panties." - drew
"I`m getting hard just thinking about it. You`re right,kissing girls is fantastic, I can`t imagine kissing another guy. But swallowing a guys cock until he cums into my mouth sounds so hot. What was your first time like? Were you nervous? When I watch XXX movies with girls going down on guys, I imagine I`m the one sucking the cock." - Rick
"I've tried coming on my face and open mouth a couple times but feel wierd about it. I've tasted my cum and its not that bad. My fantasy is to be tied up and have 10 guys fuck my face and cum in my mouth. It'w wierd because I am not gay and am not turned on my guys at all." - curious
"I am Married and straight, but I like a lot of you put my feet over my head and shot into my mouth on occasion, I do this alone or in locked bathroom, my wife would freak, sometimes I do feel guilty though." - Luv it
"Wtf, you are all disgusting. Cum is wicked gross and it's not meant for eating. Why would you eat your own DNA? thats fucking disgusting. seriously grow up, no girls find that attractive if you eat your own fucking semen, sicko. And WHY would you fucking FREEZE it? mixing it into someones drink? I say just cum into a condom or something like regular people do? Grow up you immature, gross assholes!" - Peter
"GUN IT BOYS YOU`LL LOVE IT PURE PROTEIN" - CURLYBULB
"I just tossed off lieing on my bed upside down. it took me ages 2 cum but i did in my mouth and its rank. lol. i think it took longer coz i wasnt too sure about it and all the blood was goin 2 my head." - Sheek
"I absolutely have to swallow my husbands cum at least once every day. Every morning as soon as he wakes up and usualy everynight. Sometimes several times a day. He also likes to taste sometimes and I love when he does it but it doesn't happen alot. Seems he only gets up the nerve on nights that we've had a few drinks." - AmberB
"I love to pump my boyfriends milk into diffrerent foods.. omlettes, pancake batter, all kinds of things... even protien shakes.. and we eat them togehter. LOVE IT!" - Stephanie
"I might be the first to say it here, but I only like my cum when its in or on a hot chick. P.S. I jerk off in the trash can at your grandmas house... so if you want to eat my cum, you'll have to lick it off one of grandmas spent Maxie pads..." - MasturbationPains
"Here's what I do. I buy a large 50 or 100 cc syringe and jack off into it. I save up my sperm so i can really unload a "big one." I then freeze it in the freezer. I jack off more and more and fill the thing up. When it's filled up, I put it in a pan of warm water (body temp) and allow it to thaw out and become warm. I then masturbate until the point of ejaculation and squirt the entire load of 50-100 cc's of hot cum into my own mouth. It's amazing. That's a lot of cum let me tell you. Try it and see if you like it." - don c.
"I allways eat my own cum, even when i have sex with my wife. She likes to see me eat it, and feeds me by stirring her fingers in it and let me lick it of her fingers and hands. She also ask me to cleam her breasts after i shoot my load on them." - Keyle
"ur all become gays cause of wanking too much stop wanking, i bet ya all skinny blokes" - Wanker #1
"this one time i slept over at my uncle house and when he left for a minute i went up to his room and found a box of condoms when i looked inside they were akk used and his cum was inside i put the condom on my cock using his cum for lube and when i shot my big load in the condom i eat all the cum that was inside yummmmmmmm." - hornyhunk
"what a fucking mess I made" - what's it like