With Halloween only a few weeks away it is important to understand how Straight Male Behaviour will be seen on October 31st.

Take 2 heterosexual friends, without the participation of an actual female, who decide to create a costume set that includes a vagina and a penis. One of the straight guys has to play the icky, yucky vagina. The other guy, the one with the noticable muscles, gets to the play the extra long penis.

Now before they go out to their local straight hang outs they will practice in a closed environment exactly what they'll be doing for photo ops with friends as well as creating humurous "shows" with other straight males. As seen in the photograph series featured here the act of Straight sex is performed with the vagina happily smiling while the penis head attempts to penetrate the disgusting red area of the cunt.

Gay men could attempt to do this type of Male Behaviour as they could design 2 veiny cocks, maybe one the girth of a beer can, but I believe we are more creative in the area of Halloween costumes. A cock costume is such a waste and should be left to the straights because we all know nearly 98 percent of the time when a Straight Male wears a cock costume... he's seeking sex... with anyone.

If you, the average gay men, comes into contact with such a costume set performing at your local October event... Ask a few out loud questions like "Where's the extra extra large condom that breaks?" and "Is there no other cock to gangbang this Vagina costume?"

And if you or one of your gay friends can get a photo of you tounging the piss slit of the penis costume... well then you my friend have created a photo op that deserves a spot in blog history.

If you are able to do this, please submit your haunting photos to Magmozine.com. My email is located in my bio section located in the top right hand corner of the front page.