Oh My God, if you're planning on being Cher during Halloween- and I know too many of you are... then please have a small boombox with this Cher single "Gypsies Tramps And Thieves" ready to go and perform it anywhere on the drop of a dime. Get the words right, the moves right and the HAIR right! Oh God get that damn hair right!

Point to costumed people watching when Cher says Gypsies, Tramps [point at yourself] & Thieves. Gesture a blow job when she says "My papa would do whatever he could". You get the idea... Let's face, most of you are going to make for an ugly Cher but at least your "tramp" heart is in the right place by getting this performance down right!

Ohhh... want to really scare people? Try singing for real with the song! No lip syncing! And don't forget a microphone prop before you head out!