Magmozine.com & AGuySite.com's Grand Halloween idea is simply titled Play It Straight. Ever wonder how you can get the most cock in any gay nightclub, gay Halloween block party and/or gay Halloween party at anyone's mansion... You fuckin' Play It Straight! Most- okay... nearly all gay men, young and old, fantasize about "baggin" a straight guy in bed. And this is the best idea because it is harmless, ummmm, sort of- and this idea guarantees that you'll be getting your pecker sucked within at least 30 minutes after arriving at a gay Halloween event... you know, the gatherings that invite and/or welcomes sexual behaviour.

Let's face it. Everyone lies Halloween night. Some more than others. If someone tells you they're single on Halloween night, most likely they are not. If they tell you they were tested for HIV earlier that day, they're always lying. Always use a condom! But when you lie to someone telling them that you are "straight" then the other person is going to believe you because of the fantasy of getting a straight guy in bed.. or in the closest bathroom. Just remember that if you do this Grand Halloween Idea... you must keep up the lie and the "character" you're playing.

Everyone portrays a character during their selected Halloween event. Some really get into character while others just remain themselves under a visually entertaining costume. As you Play It Straight and continue to get better at the "character" then the more guys that you are interested in will be focusing on you more and more.

After you've "bagged" your nightly encounter, of course practicing safe sex act, you can either choose to reveal your Halloween Trick to him or continue to keep the act up for another male conquest later that night, possibly at another Halloween event/club.

Believe me, watch out for the angry queens who you turn down or figure you out because they will try to fuck up your Halloween game if you reveal your gay secret to them. Also, if you run into that person you "tricked" a few days later then just tell him the truth and suggest for him to try this Grand Idea next year. If he's upset with you just tell him that your tryst that night was a little bit "trick" and a little bit "treat". It's not like you and him are headed for a relationship, it was just a good ol' fashion fuck/suck fest.

How To Dress The Part

Got a hunky straight, possibly married, friend who can lend you his fashion tips? Then use him as a resource. No hunky straight friend? Go to a fashion store for men in a shopping area and ask a guy to dress you for a casual get together where there will be friends and family. Make sure to tell him "nothing loud" as regards to fabric as so want to avoid standing out too much. You want to blend into the Halloween crowd with this "outfit". Remember you'll be back in the closet so fashion isn't your best friend.

Never ever ask a female friend or female sales associate for advice on what to wear. You are playing it straight! So dress like a straight guy would dress himself. Ask ONLY straight guys for advice on what to wear Halloween night but try to avoid telling them what your plans are for October 31st because most of them may not agree with your epic lie.

Here's my advice for dressing like a straight guy. Wait, I know, I'm a gay guy giving advice and I'm not straight but just listen. Don't wear caps or hats of any kind. You want to pull off Straight but not look as if you are uninterested in socializing. Show your face off, don't hide it with head gear. Also, the less male jewellery the better. Maybe just a watch, a cheap one from Target that shows you have no taste in the higher end of things. No make up of any kind. Show your facial flaws if you got them. And wear too much cologne!

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How To Play The Part

Ask too many simple questions about gay culture... but ONLY IF the time presents itself during conversation. Throw in ONE insult by mistake followed very quickly by an apology. Toss in the idea that you have a girlfriend that you're having "trouble" with. Now this may pose as a problem if some queen tries to play Mr. Fix It so just keep the girlfriend issue closed for discussion. The less you say about your "girlfriend" the more the mystery of your sexual orientation will be and the more "available" you'll be to those of interest.

When someone finally tries to kiss you in a secluded area, hold back. Let their lips do all the work at first. You have to show that you're nervous... that you've never done this before but just be nervours for a bit and then really get into it like this is what you've been missing your entire life! If the guy that you're about to fool around with tries to get you to suck his dick, pull back and tell him to suck yours. That's what straight guys experimenting do. They don't want to suck dick because most don't know how. Straights want their dick sucked. Play on that.

Last Thoughts

Playing it Straight works great for bottoms because 9 out of 10 times the guy you're with in that secluded area is going to want to fuck you. But remember, USE A CONDOM. If the guy says he only "barebacks", back the fuck off and tell him you don't want to bring anything home to your "girl". Remember, a big handful of guys out in the same Gay Halloween event that you're at will want to get a taste of "straight".

There you go. Why not try Playing It Straight this Halloween? If you believe this idea is wrong or just beneath you, get over yourself. Have fun Halloween night and this is just something to have fun with if you've "been there, done that".