You've got 52 Days Until Halloween. Need a costume idea? Here you go.

Napoleon Dynamite: College Boy

Requirements: Jeans that show off your bubble butt ass. Stay away from designer jeans. Go cheap and make it work for your body type... Grab a "Vote for Pedro" T shirt. Don't go for a size that is tight, go up one size from too small... Grab glasses and a wig at your local costume shop that matches Napoleon's style. The style of glasses doesn't have to match completely, just make sure the hair and shirt are dead ringers for the character...

Are you tall? Over 6 feet tall? The actor who played him is 6' 1½" (1.87 m), you need to be as tall to pull this College Boy version of Napoleon off... Got Muscle? Hope you do because we all know High School boys who drink milk & protein drinks while lifting weights become big and strong, just like the featured guy in the photo above... Learn quotes and body movements from the movie. Say "Gosh!" in a deep, sexy voice. Learn a little bit of the dance from the movie and then finish it off with an ass fucking motion, either receiving or giving is fine.

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