You've got 52 Days Until Halloween. Need a costume idea? Here you go.

Cop: Short Shorts Uniform

Requirements: Muscular thighs. Hairy if possible. And either definition and/or thickness... You'll also need small accessories. Avoid using real handcuffs. Hey, it's not my fault if you get locked up next to some Lesbian bar by your friends! Sunglasses are key to this outfit causing erections. Sometimes legs just aren't enough, you need to perpetuate the idea of giving a blow job to a cop who's legs are bare thanks to the short shorts.

Avoid cop hats of any kind. Sunglasses should do the trick... Need a fun trick to show people your badge? Have you or your friend paint a badge on a buttock cheek, your left pec, your abs, or your bicep. It'll be great fun to have your interested gawkers try to find it with their hands... Learn Cop Codes to use on others while you playfully grab your friends and gawkers who either have grabbed too much or just stepped over the line when it comes to flirting and you're not interested. Remember to have a fake walkie talkie somewhere for this to have a full effect.

My favorite cop codes - John: Juvenile [twinks & bois], 10-92 Your quality is poor, 10-93 Your quality is good, 10-106 Obscenity, 10-112 Impersonating an officer [when you see another fake cop uniform], 11-99 Officer needs Help [In case you and your friend are seeking a 3way fuck]

Got any more ideas to add for this costume? Please don't keep them to yourselves, share with the class!