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I'm off on another vacation so there will be no updates until the goulish October 7th. When I return you can get all the Magical trip updates over at Micoofy.com or return here October 7th for everything Queerween! Time's a wastin! Get your costumes ready for Halloween!
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Magmozine.com & AGuySite.com's Grand Halloween idea is simply titled Play It Straight. Ever wonder how you can get the most cock in any gay nightclub, gay Halloween block party and/or gay Halloween party at anyone's mansion... You fuckin' Play It Straight! Most- okay... nearly all gay men, young and old, fantasize about "baggin" a straight guy in bed. And this is the best idea because it is harmless, ummmm, sort of- and this idea guarantees that you'll be getting your pecker sucked within at least 30 minutes after arriving at a gay Halloween event... you know, the gatherings that invite and/or welcomes sexual behaviour.
Let's face it. Everyone lies Halloween night. Some more than others. If someone tells you they're single on Halloween night, most likely they are not. If they tell you they were tested for HIV earlier that day, they're always lying. Always use a condom! But when you lie to someone telling them that you are "straight" then the other person is going to believe you because of the fantasy of getting a straight guy in bed.. or in the closest bathroom. Just remember that if you do this Grand Halloween Idea... you must keep up the lie and the "character" you're playing.
Everyone portrays a character during their selected Halloween event. Some really get into character while others just remain themselves under a visually entertaining costume. As you Play It Straight and continue to get better at the "character" then the more guys that you are interested in will be focusing on you more and more.
After you've "bagged" your nightly encounter, of course practicing safe sex act, you can either choose to reveal your Halloween Trick to him or continue to keep the act up for another male conquest later that night, possibly at another Halloween event/club.
Believe me, watch out for the angry queens who you turn down or figure you out because they will try to fuck up your Halloween game if you reveal your gay secret to them. Also, if you run into that person you "tricked" a few days later then just tell him the truth and suggest for him to try this Grand Idea next year. If he's upset with you just tell him that your tryst that night was a little bit "trick" and a little bit "treat". It's not like you and him are headed for a relationship, it was just a good ol' fashion fuck/suck fest.
How To Dress The Part
Got a hunky straight, possibly married, friend who can lend you his fashion tips? Then use him as a resource. No hunky straight friend? Go to a fashion store for men in a shopping area and ask a guy to dress you for a casual get together where there will be friends and family. Make sure to tell him "nothing loud" as regards to fabric as so want to avoid standing out too much. You want to blend into the Halloween crowd with this "outfit". Remember you'll be back in the closet so fashion isn't your best friend.
Never ever ask a female friend or female sales associate for advice on what to wear. You are playing it straight! So dress like a straight guy would dress himself. Ask ONLY straight guys for advice on what to wear Halloween night but try to avoid telling them what your plans are for October 31st because most of them may not agree with your epic lie.
Here's my advice for dressing like a straight guy. Wait, I know, I'm a gay guy giving advice and I'm not straight but just listen. Don't wear caps or hats of any kind. You want to pull off Straight but not look as if you are uninterested in socializing. Show your face off, don't hide it with head gear. Also, the less male jewellery the better. Maybe just a watch, a cheap one from Target that shows you have no taste in the higher end of things. No make up of any kind. Show your facial flaws if you got them. And wear too much cologne!
Eddie Bauer | Short-Sleeve Basic Pocket Tee Nordstrom | RVCA 'Stat' Thermal T-Shirt Banana Republic | Black boot-cut jean
How To Play The Part
Ask too many simple questions about gay culture... but ONLY IF the time presents itself during conversation. Throw in ONE insult by mistake followed very quickly by an apology. Toss in the idea that you have a girlfriend that you're having "trouble" with. Now this may pose as a problem if some queen tries to play Mr. Fix It so just keep the girlfriend issue closed for discussion. The less you say about your "girlfriend" the more the mystery of your sexual orientation will be and the more "available" you'll be to those of interest.
When someone finally tries to kiss you in a secluded area, hold back. Let their lips do all the work at first. You have to show that you're nervous... that you've never done this before but just be nervours for a bit and then really get into it like this is what you've been missing your entire life! If the guy that you're about to fool around with tries to get you to suck his dick, pull back and tell him to suck yours. That's what straight guys experimenting do. They don't want to suck dick because most don't know how. Straights want their dick sucked. Play on that.
Last Thoughts
Playing it Straight works great for bottoms because 9 out of 10 times the guy you're with in that secluded area is going to want to fuck you. But remember, USE A CONDOM. If the guy says he only "barebacks", back the fuck off and tell him you don't want to bring anything home to your "girl". Remember, a big handful of guys out in the same Gay Halloween event that you're at will want to get a taste of "straight".
There you go. Why not try Playing It Straight this Halloween? If you believe this idea is wrong or just beneath you, get over yourself. Have fun Halloween night and this is just something to have fun with if you've "been there, done that".
You've got 34 Days Until Halloween. Need a costume idea? Here you go.
Avoid Christmas Costumes
Yes, Christmas costumes can be categorized as an "idea" for the one night of the year but just think that you've wasted a chance for a potential grand costume idea for a Christmas getup that you can wear any time during the month of December.
Okay, Fine! Your mind is made up, you just have to wear a Christmas costume for Halloween night. I can't talk you out of it. But I can talk you into some new ideas that will give your Christmas inspired costume a spooky twist.
Mr. Santa has an outfit that consists of red and white. Make the costume's dominant colors black and orange with silver buttons instead of gold. Have a black sack filled with dildos or stuffed halloween ghosts. It all depends where you're going and if you have people who will accept a dildo or a ghost as a present. Better yet, grab endless amounts of cob webs from the stores and fill the back up. Place spiders of all kind inside and "trick" people into sticking their hand inside. Scare the SHIT out of them!
And if you go the Drag Queen side of things, take Mrs. Claus and turn her into the queen of Halloween night with the same color palette. Hopefully you'll be able to find a dark red lipstick that will leave its mark on those eager to get a kiss from the new Mrs. Claus. Don't forget to turn your fingernails into spark cutting instruments but it is YOUR fault if you cut someone. Control yourself!
Come on, I mean have you ever seen a Halloween designed Christmas costume on Halloween night? I'm sure you've seen the usual Santa and Mrs. Claus bullshit. Why not twist the unoriginal Christmas costume this October 31st. Make them all fall to their knees!
Just to let you know I, Magmozine Editor, will be taking a trip to a destination where a year will be spent making a million dreams come true. [fairy dust] Walt Disney World [fairy dust]. I will be traveling with family members so I don't expect to be having meet and greets with fans of Magmozine.com. My apologizes.
My "excuse" for no face 2 face meetings is no one in my circle of family and friends on the trip knows I'm gay. I really don't want to be outed in a theme park of all places. My family is guilty of gay bashing & homophobic behaviour and I'm not one for bringing that into the parks on a family trip.
I am guilty of enjoying watching people fight in the happiest place on earth... I just don't want to be one of the people who are fighting. For those of interest, expect a full report to be posted on Micoofy.com, my Disney blog for the GLBT community.
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You've got 52 Days Until Halloween. Need a costume idea? Here you go.
Cop: Short Shorts Uniform
Requirements: Muscular thighs. Hairy if possible. And either definition and/or thickness... You'll also need small accessories. Avoid using real handcuffs. Hey, it's not my fault if you get locked up next to some Lesbian bar by your friends! Sunglasses are key to this outfit causing erections. Sometimes legs just aren't enough, you need to perpetuate the idea of giving a blow job to a cop who's legs are bare thanks to the short shorts.
Avoid cop hats of any kind. Sunglasses should do the trick... Need a fun trick to show people your badge? Have you or your friend paint a badge on a buttock cheek, your left pec, your abs, or your bicep. It'll be great fun to have your interested gawkers try to find it with their hands... Learn Cop Codes to use on others while you playfully grab your friends and gawkers who either have grabbed too much or just stepped over the line when it comes to flirting and you're not interested. Remember to have a fake walkie talkie somewhere for this to have a full effect.
My favorite cop codes - John: Juvenile [twinks & bois], 10-92 Your quality is poor, 10-93 Your quality is good, 10-106 Obscenity, 10-112 Impersonating an officer [when you see another fake cop uniform], 11-99 Officer needs Help [In case you and your friend are seeking a 3way fuck]
Got any more ideas to add for this costume? Please don't keep them to yourselves, share with the class!
Magmozine.com's most recent Faddism Runway 2006 show featured various models taking part in an all new, The Black Collection. The models are chosen after a vigorous search in New York while world renowned fashion designers interested in participating in this show submitted their Black influenced contributions. After months of heated debates comes the selected articles of clothing that best represent the ideal that Black Is Black.
While The Black Collection was underway the producers had Belle Epoque performing "Black Is Black" as the models took the runway. Sly & The Family Stone were also on hand to perform "Everyday People/Dance To The Music". Although there were no video cameras allowed in the event I happened to discover some vintage performances caught on Veoh to give you the idea of what it was like! Enjoy Faddism Runway.
[ This is a fictional event that was created by Magmozine.com. Enjoy the fictional side of life. ]
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You've got 52 Days Until Halloween. Need a costume idea? Here you go.
Napoleon Dynamite: College Boy
Requirements: Jeans that show off your bubble butt ass. Stay away from designer jeans. Go cheap and make it work for your body type... Grab a "Vote for Pedro" T shirt. Don't go for a size that is tight, go up one size from too small... Grab glasses and a wig at your local costume shop that matches Napoleon's style. The style of glasses doesn't have to match completely, just make sure the hair and shirt are dead ringers for the character...
Are you tall? Over 6 feet tall? The actor who played him is 6' 1½" (1.87 m), you need to be as tall to pull this College Boy version of Napoleon off... Got Muscle? Hope you do because we all know High School boys who drink milk & protein drinks while lifting weights become big and strong, just like the featured guy in the photo above... Learn quotes and body movements from the movie. Say "Gosh!" in a deep, sexy voice. Learn a little bit of the dance from the movie and then finish it off with an ass fucking motion, either receiving or giving is fine.
Got any more ideas to add for this costume? Please don't keep them to yourselves, share with the class!
Damn it.. you know when I'm so horny from watching a Randy Blue video I just fuck up the text. I now see a mistake in this post "they'll"... I should have typed "there will". I tend to fuck up when I'm too fucking horny. Thanks RB!
When two straight guys are dared to kiss in front of other [most likely drunken] friends, one out of the two guys dared are usually always up to kiss the other guy... on the lips. But they fear rejection for wanting to experiment with guys and fear being labeled "gay" by their judgemental friends.
So when the one guy who wants to experiment is the first to initiate the male on male kiss with his buddy, he uses his hand to cover his friend's mouth so that he will kiss the back of his own hand thus pleasing the drunken friends watching and pleasing the other guy who may have not wanted the kiss at all. The other guy is safe from "homosexual nightmares" and the guy who really wanted to kiss will end up jerking off to gay porn later that night.
This is the Straight Male Behaviour that you should look out for that is known as the Hand Over Mouth Kiss.
Got an idea what to title this week's selected "Foto"? Then comment away and I'll select the best one in the next few days, of course depending on the amount of entries and reader participation. If no one cares to enter then the foto remains untitled.
Update: After 10 submissions I've come up with two runner ups and the best title already placed in the post title. Thanks for your contributions to Magmozine.com!
First runner up is Carl Mann for "Violent Foreplay" & 2nd runner up is Jim for "American Religion". The title post goes to Russell for "Cocked & Loaded".
To Magmozine Readers,
Welcome to an all new issue of Magmozine! To those still brand new to Magmozine.com, here's how things work. Every 1st day of the month I write a letter to my readers detailing any news, information or announcements regarding my 4 websites; Magmozine.com, GuyTVBlog.com, Micoofy.com & AGuySite.com. This magazine inspired blog, Magmozine, is the main focus of my web work. This should be your first stop if you have all 3 of my websites bookmarked. All my websites are free and available because of your continued interest and support. Thank you.
I'll be taking another vacation starting September 28th through the first week of October. During that time there will be no updates I apologize but there's plenty of blogs on the right side to enjoy while I'll be away from all PC's.
AGuySite.com's Holiday Edition will debut late September and run through early January.
Halloween is now only 59 days away! Expect Halloween posts to start popping up this month. As of today you've got plenty of time to put together your costume or you can just buy one over at the Spirit Costume Store. Remember, October 31st is nothing without us.
Also, since I've designed this blog to almost mirror a magazine, I'm going to start numbering every image featured. I pretty much update daily so that means every issue of Magmozine lasts about 30 pages, give or take. An example is pictured below. This will just be another special item that makes Magmozine one of a kind... or one of many. You decide.
Back 2 Work,
Magmozine Editor
