For Those Of Interest . Cum Ice & Plant Food

If you've noticed, I have a Magmozine poll going on that asks the question "When I Jerk Off Alone I Cum..." and then you select out of 6 answers what you do with your cum after you ejaculate. I then asked my poll visitors "If you have another method of disposing of your semen, please post about below. Everyone could use a good tip!"
And so they did.
Poll reader "EatMyOwn" wrote "I freeze mine. Have about 25 loads in a plastic contatiner in the freezer now. When I jerk off, I get it out and break off chunks of it. Suck on the cum ice cubes. All of the sudden you have a mouthful of cum. It is wonderful. Try it you will like it!!"
I was a bit curious about this method and I can admit I have yet to try this... I could picture the sight of a mouthful of my own cum in my mouth, I mean why not try this? Are there medical concerns here anyone? I'm guessing if it's okay to freeze cum and later thaw it out so some lady can get pregnant, then I'm betting it's good enough to suck on like ice while jerking off.

Our next cummy Poll reader "Mike" wrote "I jerk off in a shot glass all the time and leave it in the fridge. Then I try to get the nerve to swallow it the next time I jerk off but ussually loose the nerve, but tonite I had a shot glass with 7 loads over three days and poured it into my drunk friends beer and got soo hard thinking of the tatste it had to leave in his mouth. I think he wonders but would never say anything.Its a huge turn on to know that he swallowed at least four loads of my well spent cum."
All I have to say is wow. Jaw dropping revelation! Shit like this really fuckin happens! I know a friend who knows a friend who knows a person they worked with who was related to this guy where this actually happened- no I'm kidding. It's pretty fucked up because of STD's but if- no, that's just fucked up.
Well, if you knew you didn't have an STD and you wanted your drunken frat brother to drink down your cum so you could watch him at a party do it and then you rush to the bathroom to masturbate into another cup so that you can just do it all over again at another party, I guess it's okay but still fucked up. Imagine a girl doing that shit to you, feeding you here yucky juices. Yuck. Oh wait, next time "Mike" add cum ice!

Another spermy Poll reader "scaramuccio" wrote "I found a good way to use my cum and this of my best buddies: I have a great balcony with many nice plants and flowers - adding the cum into the water for the flowers brings astonishing results! My pal Olaf, a painter, gives to them incredible nice and big blossoms!"
Um... okay. I should forward this Martha and see what she thinks about this. Maybe she'll come back with something like how she discovered that urine is a perfect added secret to make her lemonade absolutely perfect. I bet if we went back to those wooded areas where some porn movies filmed outdoors and found those sperm spots where cum was dumped, there would be a visible growth signs of flowers with erections.
Finally, "jack" wrote "When I jack off by my self love to cum in my hand and eat every drop. When with a chick or guy like to cum on them and lick them clean of my cum!"
I loved the thought of a bisexual reader expressing his bisexual interests. If I ever gave a chick a pearl necklace, I would just say "my mistake, it was meant for your boyfriend".
So with everyone new to Magmozine, take part in the poll below and if you like, add your own disposal of semen secrets. Taking polls is just sticky fun.
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