I originally had announced I'd be taking a trip to Disneyland in the early months of summer... the date has now been moved due to some family issues so now I expect to be attending Disneyland near the end of July. That's right, I'm going during the peak season of Disneyland, California. Shed a tear for me or laugh your ass off, I'm going when sweat is all the rage and body odor is in fashion. I am also well aware of the hell that awaits in the Magic Kingdom when it comes to long lines and shoulder to shoulder Main Street chaos.

Just so that you know, I'm ready for it because I don't easily get pissed off and I'm a very patient person. It's the Caucasian American Mamma's who think Disneyland should go their way and no one else's. I remember during one trip to a Disney theme park this fat turd of a mother was enraged when a handicapped person came in from another way and basically cut in front of her. She threw the biggest spectacle and argued with the 20 something employee that she had waited 20 or so minutes. That she was next.

Of course she waited until the Handicapped person and their family was already in the ride to start her bitch fest. She then went wanted the employee's name because he "looked" at her wrong and wanted to get him fired. She and her embarrassed young daughter finally disappeared into the Snow White's Scary Adventures ride huffin and puffin. These are the ones I fear, Caucasian American Mammas... the plus size ones.

I plan on staying on Disney property, it's the only way to do a Disney trip right. I've selected the Paradise Pier hotel because it's the cheapest and I don't expect to stay in my room very much except to sleep and shower... and jerk off. I've also chosen to not have a theme park view because I don't care about a city view.

Below are actual images of what happens to those who mess with the Goofy statue located in the lobby of Paradise Pier. Those heed my words... "Beware of Goofy when you kick him in the balls."

Also, if anyone has experienced the hotel in question or experienced Disneyland, California, please comment away any tips or stories regarding your Disney experiences. And today's featured Disney Hunk is featured in the photos below. It's a shame what happens to him...

Disneyland Theme Park . Official Site